All Lyra, All The Time

“"ameliorate" is Southern? who knew? and i don't think i've ever seen "curry favor" written out...nice.

okay, i'm outta here...have a nice night, all you funny people!

:-)”

“Nooooooooooooooooo......
You can't leave.........”

“First they get their own thread; then they set their own hours. She'll probably want her own parking space, too.”

“Ewker, you'd have to be happy with watching her floss.

There might be naked sock monkeys though...

There, there SS...she'll be back tomorrow...”

“She'll want her own parking space with a sign reading, "Her Adorableness!"”

“Ok, she's gone.
We can talk the real dirt on her now............
(insert Evil laugh)”

“She doesn't have that already? Oh the humanity!”

“Ewker, you'd have to be happy with watching her floss.

bitpusher
03:08:17 PM
02/27/03

to hell with that, this channel just got turned off”

“can she tie a radish stem in a knot with her tongue?
LOL LOL LOL”

“I thought it was curry FLAVOR. o well.


Okay, here's the Real Deal. This rumor about the monkeys all started after someone discovered that Lyra has all her ex-boyfriends stuffed.

Look Out Tarpy!”

“I'm one step ahead of you, Newgirl...

Just Stuffed... Nothing Else! LOLOLOL”

“Good one tilt!
Can't say the m word around newgirl.”

“Not even when you're getting on a horse?”

“To mount or not to mount. That is the topic of today's show.....”

“Good god, that's the word that got me on newgirl's enemies list!”

“i may stuff them, but at least i don't CORN them, like some sickos!”

“and what are the other 20 words that got you in trouble with other people here on TT?






j/k
good mroning”

“You climb up on a horse to ride to the top of Rainier Hill to take pictures with your camera using a bayonet thingy lens attachment to take photos to glue in an album.”

“Hay Maple, I'm not the one getting censored all the time!”

“Mumble mumble dang Pottymouth talking about the word I use mumble mumble gripe gripe!”

“Finally, a thread that has some intellectual and philosophical potential!”

“Consider it an anti-semantical thread.”

“ouch.”

“I thought of something last night.

If there was more than one lyra, what would the collective term for them be?

I think it would be "an adoration of lyras".”

“brilliant! quick, someone contact the Raelians!”

“HHHMMM Bit thinking of Lyra after hours?

makes ya wonder.


j/k nothing to see here folks move on!!!”

“Instead of a gaggle of geese or a murder of sheep? I think an adoration of lyras is pretty appropriate.”

“yeah...don't be a weirdo, bitpusher. :-D

what up, skullthang! :-) how's it hangin'?”

“Sup!?”

“Actually, I was about to go to bed, when I glanced at the back of a box of cereal, where they have the brain teasers for kids. The particular brain teaser on this box was asking about the collective term for some animal, I can't remember which. For some reason, I began wondering what the collective term for a group of lyras would be and I came up with "adoration". It's a good thing it only took a couple of seconds, otherwise I probably would have thought about it all night, lol...”

“It should be a troop of Lyras I think”

“As far as the "don't be a weirdo" admonishment: Sorry, too late.”

“Morning all, morning "Her Adorableness".
How they hanging?”

“you callin' me a monkey, ynami? oh...thanks. :-)

gooooood morning, Stompypoo! hmm, that doesn't quite roll as well as Tiltypoo or bittypoo...”

“Yes, it's still morning, Your Mellifluousness.”

“yeah, but apparently you're an adorable monkey ;o)”

“Of course, why else would she be Her Adorableness and have her own thread: "All Lyra, All The Time?"”

“One question Her Adorableness: When we meet you (assuming we are so fortunate), do we genuflect, curtsy, bow, or what?”

“She will expect all of the above.”

“it's just getting sickening (GETTING?), people. LOL!


(pssssst...Bring Chocolate)”

“Can't believe it's been over four hours since "Her Adorableness" had a post.”

“She probably bugged out of work by now.”

“Excuse me, how thoughtless.

Her Adorableness made an adorable departure from the premises.”

“okay, now I AM going to puke”

“who's got the Jager?”

“Not me...”

“so if she is not here can I have her Ducky Livers?

maple (lost in password hell)”

“Murder of sheep? You ain't no rancher are you, Skullcap? It's a flock of Lyras. Now, lets get the murder out of here.”

“It's a British thang. It's also the only way I could think of to interject some gagging and murdering ; )



Come on peoples, get with the program! This is supposed to be all about lyra. Sheesh!”

“I thought it was about sheep, now.

Pass the Woolite, wouldja? THANKS....”