All Lyra, All The Time

“Yeah, where's the quizzes?”

“I forgot...give me a sec.”

“Get on it already Bit!”

“what up, ynami! :-) i just looked at the weather for around Hagerstown, MD tomorrow, and it says Thunderstorms. so we might possibly have to postpone ye olde hike up there...”

“not good conditions to be on high ground huh? - that actually suits me as I don't think tomorrow is a good day.”

“OK, Phriday Phun thread has a quiz link!”

“coolness! i need to call nomad and Violet...i hope they're cool with not getting struck by lightning. LOL!

oh yeah baby...quiz time! :-)”

“Lyra - Are you the sockmonkey's mother? If so, Happy Mother's Day!
If not, are you a sister to them? ;)”

“yeah, i'm their freakin' mommy. LOL!! i can't wait to see what they got me!! and no, it will NOT be poop.”

“Her Adorableness gathers her adorable sock monkey children about her and tells them an adorable tale about an adorable princess who had an adorable adventure in a wonderful, beautiful and far, far away on top of a mountain where everything was so adorable it made her puke.”

“But adorably...”

“will it be like Watership Down and the big Monkey dies at the end?”

“You can take the Brit out of the country,
but you can't take the country out of the Brit. ;)”

“thank goodness ;o)”

“mmm, always a good memory, Geobeet! LOL!

monkeys...bunnies...what's the difference. but NO, it is not like that!
:-)”

“It'll be Really Strange if the weasel gets me a present for Father's Day.


Oh, Look.... a little pile of chocolate over in the corner!”

“Do you ever real any of the great american authors? Like Arthur Agatston, Robert C. Atkins, Eric Schlosser, or Karen Katz?
Man, you are missing out on some great reading!”

“real=read”

“this needs to be hear too.

some monkey loving”

“OK, Mapleleaf is out of control. Someone revoke her hyperlink license.”

“whats funny is I had no idea what it was and I did not turn down my speakers.

I about feel off the chair laughing at the stinky monkeys...”

“Oh yeah, she's a goner on Monday!”

“baddddddd geo!!!”

“BTW, thankyou for your concern about the tornadoes. The previous whirlwinds hit towns other than the one in which I reside. However, last night we had a twister hit our fair city. Not to worry, your favorite uncle, Dunadan, came away unscathed, as did his house.
I did happen to see a few of those flying monkees during the storm, though. They look exactly like the ones in the Wizard Of Oz.”

“What jumped out at me in this rather sad story of the 'liberation' of the Iraqi mental asylum was the quote from the only guy who stayed: "I don't want the monkey to see me and I don't want to see the monkey."”

“"Six monkeys, set to strum unintelligently on typewriters for millions of years, would be bound in time to write all the books in the British Museum".
- Thomas Huxley

Apparantly not:
“The lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it. Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard.”

Story here or here.”

“hmmm, the mentally insane and defecating and urinating monkeys...that is SOOOOO sweet of you to associate those with me. LOL!!
;-)”

“Hmmm, puking has the same effect on me.”

“Lyra's monkeys are sweet, furry, lovable creatures (except Tarpy!).”

“what, puking makes you think of me, Aero?? LOL!! nutjob...

he's the furriest one of all, i swear it, Bobo!
;-)”

“Oh that's right, I got it backwards, lyra, puking makes you think of me!”

“i know, isn't it sweet!”

“When I was at home eating lunch today, I was flipping through the channels and came to Animal Planet. There was a lady, wearing a bathrobe with...little monkeys on it, giving HER monkey a bath in the kitchen sink. Is there something you're not telling us, lyra?

Are you a star and not telling us?”

“only 3 posts? you people are falling down on the job.
;-D ...except Violin! but his posts are rather threatening in an "eating monkeys" sort of way, so i don't know if they count. LOL!”

“Hi, Big L!”

“Monkey see
Monkey stew
Violin eats monkey doo”

“Hey D-Dawg, how they hangin'? :-)

yeah, Violin eats monkey doo, hee hee hee hee!!!”

“Stuffed monkeys might be a bit pithy.”

“what up, big V!

did aliens suck my brains out in my sleep? that makes absolutely no sense to me...especially the middle box. but i do know that there's no such thing as an over-supply of monkeys!”

“Well you see…

She was considering marrying the guy in the last frame to keep him as a stay-at-home husband to do housework while she pursued her career. She consulted with her garbage man (who doesn’t about important matters) who gave her the great advice that a house full of monkeys was preferable to marriage (so true).”

“LOL, apparently the cash flow is strong and has better value with trained monkeys than with the guy with the homemaking skills...

Lyra and here I thought you knew everything about trained monkeys”

“So, the monkeys are supposed to be able to replace a husband completely?”

“Violin seems to think he'd prefer the monkeys to a husband!
:-D”

“Maybe that's how the turd got in his pack!”

“I think he squats in his sleep.”

“Lyra,
Thanks for the offer yesterday for the make-out session. I was feeling alittle down, but your offer picked me right up.
*SMOOCH*”