Why so Quiet Today?

“Whats the deal? It is Friday!”

“what we need are some QUIZZES!! anyone, anyone?”

“Get your trivia quizzes here.”

“A lighthouse has a circular floor plan, 20 feet in diameter. On the outside wall of the lighthouse is fixed a hook. A leash is tied to the hook, with a dog at the other end. The leash is 10 pi feet (that is to say, a tad more than 31.4159265358 9793238462 6433832795 0288419716 9399375105 8209749445 9230781640 6286208998 6280348253 4211706798 feet) long. Assuming the dog cannot enter the lighthouse, and the surface he can travel is flat and unobstructed, what area can he cover?”

“I have a bit of a hangover.”

“Depends on which leg he lifts up...”

“answer: Math Is Hard.

ut-oh, what did you do last night, ynami? hmmmmm?”

“Here is one. Why did the backpacker cross the road?”

“to follow the trail”

“I was in your part of the world, I went to ... the brisk keller or something, near 22nd and P, too many beers for Ynami, was fun thou”

“that place is okay, but they only have like fifty million kinds of beer. LOL!
;-) you lush.

hey smiley girl! any progress on the ol' tub?”

“gee bp, I will continue to work on that one, but I think he could cover about 1549 square feet in an area on the opposite side (from the lighthouse) of a tangent line with the hook.”

“and about 293 square feet on the other side...

I guess 1842 ft sq +/- 10 feet”

“Hey lyra! I called the lady back today. SHe still couldn't tell me anything other than she passed my message on. I got a bit upset with her, and ended our conversation very abruptly. About an hour later, she called me back with a date and a time for them to come "look" at my tub. So, at least that's progress!”

“i have a hangover too :( But at least all this coffee has made my hyper! (and pee like hell....a good excuse to get away from the cubicle a lot :)!!!)”

“if worst comes to worse, smiley, reveal that you have lots of undead flesh-eating friends.
:-)”

“thanks, i'll be sure to keep that in my back pocket in case things get ugly. :)”

“Save the livers!!!!!!!!”

“chili...I'll let you know how close you are when I find out what the answer is myself...”

“no free its "run for your livers"”

“Happy Friday

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“I'm not hungover, but I just can't get movin' today. Newergirl and I have just been hangin' out and watching Disney movies most of the morning. I have a motivation problem lately.”

“Has it been really cloudy there lately newgirl?”

“LMAO SPIKE!!!!!

Everyone at work had to run over and see what it was LMAO.”

“ok newgirl, which ones?”

“I guess its true what they say...never trust a fart.”

“amen.”

“Approximately 2108.126 square feet.”

“Bit, cloudy off and on, but we are living in a basement apt. now. I'm totally aware that the lack of light is a bit of the problem. We've been getting out for a walk ea. day or to run errands or whatever and that helps sometimes (like on the days when it isn't cloudy out there).

Maple, we watched Robin Hood and Lilo and Stitch. Now she wants to watch Little Mermaid, but I told her it was time to turn off the tube and play. Right now, LOL, no kidding . . . I can hear her in her playroom telling her baby that she is in time out!”

“Hey spike, if you move the cursor over the play again button the kid farts again LMAO.”

“Wait...why am I so amussed by this?”

“Believe it or not, my doc actually prescribed trips to a tanning salon for me during the winter. I dunno if y'all have those in MT, but you might want to consider it if it's an option.”

“you're amused because ..... it's funny! Reminds me of the swimming pool scene in "Caddyshack".”

“Newgirl, they have lamps you can by that create "natural sunlight" for that kind of thing.”

“Bit, we just got tanning booths here last month! LOL! I actually did do that late in the winter last yr. I kinda' think tanning beds are like cigs. for the skin, but it does help some. We even have egressed (sp?) windows, but it's still not quite enough light.”

“Don't I get a prize for having the correct answer?”

“I'll post the correct answer when I get it...I don't know what it is yet.”

“Bit, Bacpac just told you the answer. Now pay up!”

“yeah, pay up...in liver!”

“Free the livers!”

“i don't understand how liver is even edible, by the way. it seems like it would be toxic! especially everyone's here...”

“What the . . . ? Frightening really.”

“Some animal's livers are toxic. Polar bear and malamute are for sure. Most carnivore livers should be avoided.”

“Deer Livers are good :)”

“I've eaten cow and deer and elk and moose liver . . . all of it is vile. And I really stress vile there.”

“Much better with onions! And fresh doesn't hurt either.”

“Sounds like a great name for a band. Let's start a TT band and call it... Toxic Liver!!!”

“alrighty, i'll be sure to avoid Polar Bear livers at all cost. it will be hard, though.”

“You yellow bellied liver lover!”

“Bit, no amount of onions, ketchup, etc. helps liver taste any better. And fresh, I'm talkin' straight out the carcass buddy. It is still vile.”