I'm Not Your Honey Anymore!!!

“Dagnabbit! I can never finish a container of honey before it turns to sugar. Of course, heating it in the microwave oven helps...but my honey is just never the same.
8(”

“Does this mean you are breaking up with me?

:p

I like honey in my coffee.

Its a pain when the honey crystalizes in the squueze bottles!”

“I was forced to buy smaller bottles and pay more per ounce, but at least mine never gets a chance to crystallize now. I use honey to make muffins, and in peanut and honey sandwiches for my daughter.”

“Nothing is wrong with crystallized honey. It's less messy that way.”

“LyndyS, I think you just volentered to send TT muffins to all”

“I buy honey in 6# bottles, and the large bottle never crystalizes. The small honeypot I use in the kitchen does though, so I only fill 1/2 full. I don't like it when that happens either.”

“I know whatcha mean, Advent. Just last week I had to cut the head off one of those plastic bears.”

“*GASP* bear murderer!”

“i thought this was a jello fog thred-”

“The obvious problem is you aren't eating enough honey. ;)
Eat it BEFORE it gets a chance to crystalize.
Then BUY some more.
(Can you tell I keep a few hives of bees?)”

“Really Stove Stomper?

I think that Stove Stomper just volunteered to supply the honey for all the muffins that Ice Tea volunteered me to make.”

“use marshmallow spread instead of honey

its goooooooooooood stuff”

“Adveturist..Kodiakman tried to convince me to put honey in my coffee...I just can't bring myself to do it!”

“I thought jello fog was the marshmellow freak....”

“Honey is great in iced tea. The marshmallow stuff is toooooooo weird.”

“Honey in fruit salad is yummy.”

“how many people have eaten the honeycomb that comes in some jars”

“OMG...that is a treat Ewker!
"Old fashioned candy".”

“Ooooo, a honey supply!

I might have to make some mead again...”

“I usualy harvest 4-5 gallons a summer. My nephews provide labor and sell the extra for pocket money after the families take what they want. There's not much extra left. ;)”

“Dagnabbit! Now you guys got me craving for some honey {slurp... yumm!}

did I hear MEAD?!?!?
schweeeeet!

I'M IN! glug glug glug”

“I prefer maple syrup to honey. I use it in beans, muffins, biscuits, and sometimes in yogurt.”

“I still think Buddur is Jello Fog.”

“The title of this thread reminds me of my granddaughter. When I ask whether she's still my girlfriend, she proclaims emphatically, "I'm not your girlfriend!"”

“That's very cute and slightly creepy at the same time.”

“I need a few empty bear squeeze bottles...gonna make some arts and crafts i learned from my frat friends in college..LMAO”

“I shudder to think at the sorts of "arts and crafts" fratboys have been doing...”

“Know what you mean Tilt.
When my oldest niece was about 8-9 years old, she declared she was going to marry me, her favorite uncle.
Her mother had to explain to her that just wasn't done.”

“I had to explain to my kids why they couldn't marry each other.

Fortunately, as my daughter ages, she wishes to spend less time with my son.”

“When I had a sergry leg my daddy sayed "lay down hunny" ever day. BOL! my daddy sayed I was "hunny"!

I am perty happy that my daddy did not put me in the mikey wabe tho!”

“once, in the grocery store in front of a lot of people, i asked my mom why she married my dad, and didn't marry me. i AM NOT gay!! well, only 46%.”

“strange crowd... LOLOL”

“are y'all thinking of me :>) ---- love y'all too ---- SWAK”

“that's not gay, it's incest ------ yikes”

“My mother use to love to eat the cone from the honey I never had the stomache for it. I love honey in my coffee..yummy I try to get extra packs when I go to starbucks so I can take it with me on hikes.”

“I can't believe on one's whipped out a hillbilly joke yet.”

“<eek> transposition error”

“Lyra, are you from Gorgia?”

“NO, i'm from WV. LOL!! just kidding, i'm from VA. i was only like 3 years old, people! i still remember it, though...my mom was really embarassed.”

“I cain't WAIT 'til de KEW Klucks Clan comes tuh town tuh dimonstrait fer them Gof Fellers up da skreet.

Hit'll b slikker 'n dereguts onna dornob...

Yessireebobtailcat!”

“One winter I was shopping with my sister and her two preschoolers. I was pushing my nephew in the cart when he noticed the frosty decorations. After spotting those ice sticks that hang off your roof, he exclaimed very loudly, "LOOK AUNTY! TESTICLES!"

:o) He's 18 years old and in college now. I never let him forget it.”

“Newergirl just asked me a couple wks. ago, "Mama, if I give you candy will you marry me?" I think she's been watching far too many marriages on Disney movies. LOL! I don't know where the candy bribe came from?!”

“yikes!”

“Works on her, doesn't it? lol...

Kids go with what they know works...”

“SEE! i'm not a freak. i didn't even offer a bribe.
:-)”

“Yah, but you're so adorable, you figure you don't have to...lol...”

“oh YEAH!”

“I prefer sugared honey--does anyone know how to make it do that besides waiting a loooong time? I make whole wheat bread with honey in it and then toast it in big thick slices and put real butter and sugared honey on it. I've been eating it all winter (can you say chubby) and I ate all of the sugared stuff.”

“That could be Bit. Maybe that was her thinking. Although, I don't often go down the bribe path. Once or twice must have been enough.”

“Whipped honey is the proper term.

I found this on the web...
1. Buy a small jar of already creamed honey at supermarket.
2. The purchased honey is your starter - kinda like yeast for bread.
3. With purchased honey and your honey at room temperature mix the 2 together. The ratio is 1 part already creamed honey to 10 to 20 parts (by volume) of uncreamed honey.
4. When mixing try to not get any more air than possible in mixture - stir it in don't beat it in.
5. Place the mixture in your containers which it will be used from.
6. Put them in the warmest part of the fridge for about a week.
7. Whala - creamed honey.
8. You can then use one of your containers as starter for the next.”