Guess What Artex?!

“Okay, just guess . . .”

“Artex is moving to Montana?”

“Ummm, the fifth dentist caved in and agreed that Trident helps fight tooth decay?”

“They beat it out of him, Arty”

“No and No. I went shopping in a part of town tonight (took a little mom break) where I don't usually shop that much. I noticed that there is a new IHOP being built. It's set to open soon. Aren't you the IHOP lover? Man, how stupid will I feel if you aren't? Incredibly stupid.”

“LMAO! Well, kinda.. there has been some discussion here about how much I love the Augusta House of Pancakes in Maine. Pennsy Hiker incorrectly refered to it recently as an IHOP when he tried to lure me to the Maine trip they just did (which I couldn't attend because I'm moving soon).

But congrats on the IHOP! If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'll buy you and newergirl brunch there. :-)”

“On a related note..... I went to a Mexican restaurant on Saturday. The food was good. The restaurant was in a building that had formerly been an......holding your breath?......can't wait?...... IHOP!!!!!”

“Int'l House Of Pinjadas, Dun?”

“The atmosphere was quite strange. They were still using the same booths and the A-frame theme just didn't seem quite Latino, if you know what I mean. Damn good fried cactus, though.”

“I guess if it still resembles an IHOP, that would take away from that 'genuine' feeling of the place”

“The A-frame would be good to hang pinatas off of!

Speaking of Mexican stuff.. whatever happened to Mexican jumping beans? I used to love playing with those when I was a kid. Haven't seen them around, perhaps PETA has something to do with that.

Okay, past my bedtime. g'nite.”

“Good night Artex!


I'm going to watch Seinfeld”

“It's a real sign around these parts. I mean, an IHOP . . . it's like we're urban or something.”

“I have never eaten at an IHOP. The first time I saw one was in Denver at Thanksgiving. Am I deprived? I'm also dying to try Chic-fil-a. No sign of one around here yet.”

“We have a chicken joint in Manhattan called 'Pluck U.' Seriously!”

“Wow! That's just wrong. LOL!”

“lol. actually, there's two or three of 'em. Good wings!”

“IHOP is OK. Let's put it this way: While I can cook at home better than they do, nothing is so bad that I say, "Damn, I could have done better at home." Except for the biscuits. Rarely find a restaurant biscuit I like as much as my own.”

“I can whip up whole wheat pancakes that are purely anti-HOP. IMO, New, you ain't missin' a thang.”

“Yeah, I didn't think so. I will have to post a "trip" report after it opens. We'll give it a whirl.”

“So fluffy, so white, so sugary, so IHOP.”

“LOL! treebeard, I've been past that 'Pluck U' place! It seemed kinda skeery though...

=:0”

“If you think that is bad, I ate at a resturant in Saudi Arabia that was called Phuckit. Ill have to look through some old photo albums to see if I can find a picture of the sign.”

“I heard there is (was?) a restaraunt in Atlanta that catered to the gay, male community. It was called "The White Swallow". If that ain't gross, I don't know what is.”

“lmao, Dare!

Artex, they don't, by any chance, have a secret sauce, do they?”

“Hey man, I wouldn't know!”

“Yay! Scoooore Newgirl! I used to eat at the Missoula IHOP when I was in college. We'd go after a night out and order the "All you can eat" pancakes at 2:00am. Nothing like 15 pancakes with pineapple syrup after a night of drinking!!

tsk, tsk, The White Swallow? Artex!
We have The Roadkill Cafe nearby, but I haven't tried the special (changes daily).”

“Nothing like 15 pancakes with pineapple syrup after a night of drinking!!

Aero, that line is almost straight out of the movie "Dazed and Confused", LOL! Dismissed as chance?”

“Oh my God, I didn't even know that!! I was in college in 1979 and i swear, that's what we had. One kid on our track team set a record for 19 one night. It only counted if you could keep it in til you got to the parking lot. It was gross; we were dumping apricot syrup on the stack by the time he got to 17!”

“i like pancake places at night. however, whenever i go in the morning, there are always 500,000 people waiting to get a seat, and i'm ready to eat my left arm by the time i actually get some food. i wouldn't go so far as to eat pineapple syrup under any circumstances, though...LOL!”

“Waffle House...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, waffles.”

“Wafflehouse kicks Anna Nicole Smith sized a$$! Lot's of them down in Florida, another thing to look forward to.”

“All I need is a Wafflehouse and a truck stop and I could retire!”

“To own or frequent, Aero?”

“LOL!”

“...you are looking forward to eating at a Waffle House...”

“There is a gas station and convenience store off I-81 near the NY line called Ho-Mart. Didn't see anything in there that would make me want to sample the merchandise, though.”

“LOL @ bitpusher!!!!”

“There used to be a line of vending machine pastries down here called "Ho-maid". They chickened out and changed the name to "Home-Maid" eventually though.”

“We have a chain of Cum-n-Go C stores out here. I guess it make buying gas and a 32 oz. slurpy more exciting somehow.”

“Ain't THAT the truth, Bit! LOLOL

AHOP? Mexican Waffles with Picante Sauce? what next?

Yes, Chic-fil-a is pretty good, but it won't make you cream your jeans or anything. Not like the WAFFLE HOUSE, LOL”

“Tilt said "cream your jeans," LMAO! not like Aero's gas station, either...”

“Alright, Aero, we'll have to plan a trip over there after it opens. It's out by the new Denny Menholt and Ross and stuff. It's behind Borders in the same complex. I'm pretty pumped.

Artex, I just saw the Anna Nicole show the other night and . . . HOLY Waffles w/ Cheese Batman, her a$$ is enormous.”

“aero: Hi honey, I got me a 32 oz. slurpy at the Cum-n-go today!

aero's wife: huh?”

“Chic-fil-a is awesome. A few years ago, I experiemented with vegetarianism. It was only supposed to last a week or two, just to see what it was like and a personal test to see how I'd handle it, and I stretched it out for two months. It came to a very abrupt end when I was visiting my brother in Tampa and he found out about it. The ridicule was overwhelming, and I gladly ate a Chic-Fil-a sandwich just to make him shut his piehole.”

“Newgirl- you're right! We need to grab Geezr and plan a trip to IHOP!

Also, how much bigger can Anna Nicole's a$$ get? I need a new wide-screen TV to see it all!”

“Boy, I've heard some strange rationalizations for getting a wide-screen TV, but that one takes the cake.

Be sure you get an HDTV model, the better to see that leopard-skin patterned underwear with, my dear...”

“Artex, are you sure it wasn't that deeeeeeelicious carrot salad that did it?


Hey Aero, you mean the asspect ratio is wrong?”

“Tilt, that's the best one all day!! LOL! the "asspect" thing, that is.”

“It actually forced me to be creative, I discovered some killer dishes by by doing that little vegetarian experiment. But of course, nothing beats a big-arse steak cooked over a grill.

artex wipes away a string of drool hanging from his mouth”