I'd Love To Know . . .

“You guys know how much I love to post the things I love and the things I hate and list of things that make me happy and so and so forth. Well, everyone cheer and clap, I've come up w/ a new little list based on a few topics we've been discussing on the board lately. Just do it. It's fun to talk about yourself.

1)What is your favorite juice?
2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq? (Nice how I jumped right in there!)
3)When did you consider yourself an adult? (Okay, we haven't been discussing that, but I just heard an Infinite Mind on the radio about it and I'm interested.)
4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond?
5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.? (Note, they are quite twisted.)”

“It's Iraqui porn that really hits the spot. It's so juicy. All of the models have their hair dyed blond......”

“Excuse me, Dunadan, I'm not sure you understood the directions. I'll give my answers as an example for the slower ones amongst us! LOL!

1)R.W. Knudsen Pinapple-Cocunut
2)Against
3)When I was about 16.
4)I'm going to tomorrow. My newly licensed beautician sister has appointed me her guniea pig.
5)Yes . . . one word . . . Mayo. (Scared? You should be.)”

“1)Juice of barley malt
2)Against
3)19
4)No, ita dying itself grey.
5)No”

“Reader's Digest Version (it's getting kinda late around here):

1) Moo (with Ghirardelli Cocoa and Ground Chocolate)
2) Con (surprise)
3) 35 (loooooong story, LOL)
4) Nope.
5) Not Yet ...”

“Juice of barley malt? Hilarious! You figured out how to work it in, so you can keep the answer!”

“You didn't think that was a creative way to answer? I'll try harder.......”

“Reader's digest version! Man, I'm so glad I posted this. I have total insomnia and you guys are cracking me up.”

“I'm makin' out with a Pale Ale right now!”

“Noooooooooooo... Not the Guinea Pig Thing Again!!

LOL”

“HEY, how old is that Pale Ale?”

“1)What is your favorite juice?
Tropical Fruit Punch
2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq? (Nice how I jumped right in there!)
I used to be for, but now I am against, I think we need to invade France instead.
3)When did you consider yourself an adult? (Okay, we haven't been discussing that, but I just heard an Infinite Mind on the radio about it and I'm interested.)
I'll let ya know when this happens.
4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond?
No, but I let my best freind perm my hair when he was in barber school (it was his family business). I looked like Kirk Cameron on crack.
5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.? (Note, they are quite twisted.)"
No, but I have looked at a Canadian stripper, which has to be much better than the mag.”

“Tilt, it is so weird. She like, guilt trips me into it. I told her when she graduated from h.s. to go out and get a skill that she could support herself w/ and then use that money to get herself through college. I thought I was being smart and giving her the advice I should have followed. I told her I would support her to do that. NOW, the big sister pays! Everytime I say, "No, you aren't cutting my hair or dying my hair." She guilt trips me about supporting her. Damn, why did I say anything.”

“Buddha, I wonder if adulthood will happen for you . . . ever. LOL! Kidding. Good answers.”

“I'm like Peter Pan*!


*in a non-gay, non-Micheal Jackson, non-pedopheliac, non-sicko kinda macho kinda way.”

“LOL @ Buddha! Okay, I gotcha'. You're the kind I don't date.


LOL! That was pretty good, eh.”

“I didn't know you were a "white sparkly glove" kinda girl!”

“ARGH...

No, Really that sounds like good advice... but I can Top Dat One... ! Yes Indeedy, check this out:

I have a second cousin who graduated from Dental School (can you see it coming?). My mother says, "Oh, he's really very good, he just doesn't have many patients yet..."

Bull#&%!$! LOL! The guy turned me into a freakin' pincushion with the novocaine, and it went downhill from there! It was like Dustin Hoffman in the Marathon Man!

I DIDN'T go back, LOL”

“1)What is your favorite juice?Orange Juice
2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq? (Nice how I jumped right in there!)Depends on the circumstances
3)When did you consider yourself an adult? When I turned 18, but really considered that I had gotten old at 25
4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond? Ummm NOPE
5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.? No Canadian porn here

INTERESTING QUESTIONS THERE NEWGIRL. ARE YOU IN THE SAUCE TONIGHT???”

“Southern folks have teeth! OMG, this can't be real!”

“Pink grapefruit

I'm still not sure

I'm having a hard time believing I'm an adult now...maybe when I'm forty?

No, but I have bleached it blonde then dyed it and my eyebrows
orange.

Not that I know of.”

“The pale ale is WAY under age!”

“No, no Buddha. I was saying that guys who try to explain how they are grown-ups, but kinda' not in such and such away are basically still Peter Pan types. I was just kidding you.

Tilt, you definitely beat me.

Binkley, nope, I just had a couple weird discussions on the board today and some various other things on my mind . . . so you guys got the full effect! LOL! Good answers though.”

“SASS! That "not that I know of" answer is the funniest thing I've read all day. You rock. Thanks for the laugh.”

“Sorry, bad flashback, LOL. And Yes, I have teeth. I still have teeth because I Didn't go back, LOLOL! That Amateur Dentistry Ain't for Sissies!


I would Much prefer an underage pale ale, thankyouverymuch. Here's to General Anesthesia!”

“Now...

I think I'll go floss.”

“LOL @ Tilt.”

“Just say no to stale pale ale!”

“have a good one...”

“1. Distilled grape juice
2. Agin
3. Let you know when it happens. Begining to think I'm close because people keep calling me 'sir' and 'Mr.'
4. No
5. I refuse to answer.”

“Stump also did a good job of slipping his fav. drink into the "juice" catergory, so he gets to keep his answer too. LOL!

And we'll also let him keep his privacy on the porno mag. matter, but we all pretty much know the truth!”

“It upsets me when people Maam me.”

“I got called maam all the time when I worked at a hotel front desk. I'm used to it, but it is weird.”

“sass, about kicked me out of her house for calling her ma'am.”

“I DID NOT!”

“DID TOO!!”

“1. Coffee
2. No Comment
3. See number five
4. No
5. See number three”

“1) Orange (with a little pinapple thrown in mmmmmm)

2)Not right now

3)I considered myself an adult when I was 17. Looking back on it, i was really and adult at about 21 (after my first engagement)

4)No. But right now I'm working on a nice skin tone color at the top of my forehead.

5)Are you sure your porno mag was twisted because it was Candian or because it had some sick #&%!$ in it? BTW...mayo?!? as in mayonaise? Good God that's a little too funky for my tastes.”

“1. Pineapple
2. 75% for, 25% against
3. 21
4. Are you kidding
5. No

That ought to put you to sleep!!”

“1 Cranberry
2 Against
3 When my mother died of cancer & I had to run away to another state to get married for 3 younger siblings.
4 No
5 Never even saw one”

“Oh boy, I love questionaires!

1)If I can include my homemade fruit smoothies, then that.. but if not, orange juice.

2)Yes.

3)It was such a ramped up process, it's hard to pinpoint it. Perhaps when I was 15 or 16, and I saved a guy from drowning after he was caught in a riptide. That made me think a lot about responsibility.

4)Yes, about 10 years ago, before the short haired, bleached white look was cool. I set the trend, dammit.

5)Take off, eh? Never, you hoser!”

“1)What is your favorite juice?
A- Orange Juice

2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq? (Nice how I jumped right in there!)
A- Hell yeah. Fry their asses!

3)When did you consider yourself an adult? (Okay, we haven't been discussing that, but I just heard an Infinite Mind on the radio about it and I'm interested.)
A- 65

4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond?
A-Nope. I'm a natural blond

5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.? (Note, they are quite twisted.)"
A-Not yet.I have seen a British one though.”

“1)What is your favorite juice?
Spinach
2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq? (Nice how I jumped right in there!)
I support the President
3)When did you consider yourself an adult?
16
4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond?
No
5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.?
Canadians have their own porno?”

“1.) Pepsi.... (and this should count)

2.) For the troops (who if they have to do it.. DO IT!)

3.) Some where along the way I became an adult.

4.) No, but the sun makes it blond every summer. Does that count?

5.) I did not know Canadians had porn. I thought it was an exclusive for Americans and Europeans.

NewGirl, Are you snowed in up there in Montana? LOL”

“All of you are hilarious! I love these things. I always get to read some creative stuff.

And, hello, of course Canada has its own porn. Ask Hodge, based on his answeres I say that Canadian porn is so twisted his first viewing of a mag. lead to his intro. to adulthood! LOL!”

“1)What is your favorite juice?
ALLERGIC TO MOST BUT LOVE THAT V8 SPLASH

2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq? (Nice how I jumped right in there!)
WILL IT REALLY MATTER WHAT WE THINK OR BELIEVE?

3)When did you consider yourself an adult? (Okay, we haven't been discussing that, but I just heard an Infinite Mind on the radio about it and I'm interested.)
20

4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond?
YES FOR ABOUT 2 YRS

5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.? (Note, they are quite twisted.)"
NEVER , THINKING AFTER READING THIS THREAD MAYBE I SHOULD”

“1)What is your favorite juice?
--Juice I make with our juicer...with apples, carrots, beets and kale. That, and grape juice. And OJ...and...
2)Are you for or against a war on Iraq?
--I'm pretty ignorant on the subject, but I never let that stop me before. Against.
3)When did you consider yourself an adult?
--Around the age of 19.
4)Have you ever had your hair dyed blond?
--Nope, but I have used Sun-In before.
5)Have you ever looked at a Canadian porno mag.?
--Not yet, but I know where I'm stopping on the way home.”

“They've got Everything up there in the Big City, don't they? <G>”

“whose Big City, mine? look, i'm not gonna be your hook-up, Tilt. i don't want to corrupt you.
:-D”

“You used Sun-IN? Did it fry your hair!? Hilarious.”