Family Car Camping Trip

“Great!!

Lyra there will be plenty of children there to babysit your moneys!!


To everyone that wants to go, you will need to make the reservation kinda soon. I know Tom T only got 2 sites. 1 for his family and I took the other.
If anyone wants to go but is having troubles with $$$, No worries email me and we can figure something out. (like I can pay for your site but you will be my slave, you know something like that LOL)”

“I'll babysit her moneys. How much do you think she's worth?”

“You should have lyra babysit the kids! "All right you little $#@#!%%!, quiet down or I'll turn you into newts!"”

“LMAO! that sounds about right.”

“I reserved campsite 25 on the Acorn loop.

It's cheaper to pay the fee than be Maple's slave and have to fend off dead birds! At least if you were treebeard's slave you would only have to worry when he goes to the refrigerator.”

“LOL @ Geo, nice try.... but i'll get you my pretty!!


OMG Im starting to sound like Lyra!!


RUN FOR YOUR LIVERS!!!!”

“I can see the connection: flying monkeys = flying dead turkeys.”

“lyra....have a nice time at the beach.........TROLL!!!!!!!!”

“yes does this mean you are going FRITZ????”

“This is getting to be a lot of people and we don't want anyone left out. So, please sign up on the trips page, so we can keep a tally on how many sites we will need and make reservations accordingly.”

“hey treebeard are you going to BBQ some ribs that weekend?


(that will get um going)”

“Actually, that sounds like a great idea. I am going to need a hell of a lot of them i guess...”

“Just be careful tree. You know how she gets around meat.”

“Yah, but is it frozen or not?”

“I know. It attacks her. Just think of all the things we will have to write about that following Monday though..”

“Hey, I'm only going on this trip because you guys are going. Wouldn't want to miss it and have to read somebody else's tour review!”

“geo, maybe we can have our tent go on fire and then we can have a road trip to the fire dept. and see what it looks like on the inside ~wink~LOL”

“Oh no you mean I have to call and make a reservation? whine, whine, mutter .....

Okay, lets see, Geobeet snores so I have to be as far as I can get from his tent site, and Tommy T has sons (I have daughters) so I have to be as far away as I can get from his tent site, this is worse than my kids' math word problems! J/k, heehee”

“If the Tree family, Tom Terrific and his boys, Geobeet, and LyndyS and her girls set up at a campsite that only allows two tents and six people per site, and LyndyS wants to keep her girls away from Tom T's boys, and to be as far away as Geobeet as possible because he snores, then which of the following is logically correct?

A) Lyndy won't get any sleep between chasing Tom T's boys away from her girls.

B) Lyndy won't get any sleep because of Geobeet's snoring.

C) Lyndy will never find the others because it's too late to get a reservation at the campsite.

D) It's all moot because Mapleleaf will accidentally set her tent on fire and everyone will have to accompany her to the emergency room.

BONUS QUESTION:

How many total weeks will all the children under 18 on this trip be grounded after the trip?”

“SONS???


Well I think I will only have to worry about twignut hurting the boys.
she is scary!! and a little new yorker!”

“My snoring is like waves breaking gently on the beach.



Course, that was according to one who lies!”

“Voldermort?

j/k I knew what you meant.''


That is a good one, Bitpusher. But it will all be a lot of fun. I am really looking forward to this family trip. Even the part about helping Mapleleaf put out the tent fire and helping Mapleleaf have an incident free emergency room trip.”

“I want to have a volleyball game. That should be good for a black eye or two...”

“tiwgnut?

Those poor boys!

OK people, we only have 90 days to pack for this.”

“We might come. Not sure how many of my kids will come, at least the twins (10 year old boys.)

See my "kids" poll (thread) on the trips page.

:)”

“OK!”

“Paul and Elyce will come. I reserved campsite 28 for them. Also, Cynthia and her two kids are going.

Still looked like lots of sites on Acorn Loop are available.”

“Let's surrond Lyndy's site with ours, Geo. We can kill her with stereo snoring...”

“My snores sound like waves breaking gently on the beach.”

“LIES all LIES I tell ya!!”

“THis would be a great occasion for a chili cook-off.......or burn-off.

Maybe we can drown out the snoring with farting.”

“sorry Artex will not be there :0

yes a cook off will be cool. I know treabeard is going to cook BBG ribs.
mmmmmmm ribs”

“I'm thinking maybe a Festiva Italiana, myself.”

“see trips page and cookoff thread!”

“Choose yer poison”

“Yer on, hombre!”

“There ain't room enough in this here town for both of us, Pilgrim, so why don't you mosey on out!”

“geo's yeller!!”

“I think I will do my ribs...”

“whats that sound?













its geo and TT knees shaking!”

“That's not muh knees Pilgrim, that thar's muh spurs a-jinglin. Ah'll be a-seein yuh at th' Alright Corrall!”

“Muh Festiva Italiana's gonna blow 'em away!”

“no stinky food allowed!!”

“No stink to it grasshopper!”

“Is the Acorn loop the same place that Mapleleaf and Tommy T. are staying in or are they on two sites on the other loop?”

“The Acorn loop is the one, with walk-in campsites.”

“Dat's right Lyndy!

No stinky food?

Ha!

Of course you know, this means WAR!

How about Polish sausage and sauerkraut?

And beer of course.......strickly as a propellant!”

“Gaseous billows abounding
the rocket's 'red glare' (or is that 'dead air')”

“I have a sneaky hunch the booze and food will be just amazing!”

“I see funny colors......”