I met a drudge dealer today, and I was w eak.

“TOday I had a sheduald half day. I got a hair cut and then I went to shop rite to buy some drain-o and yeast. I'm in the hard ware isle and this tall man in his 20s of color comes up to me exteneds his hand and asks how I'm doing. I have a sence that no good will come of this. I extend my hand to shake his, and at that time he asks "do you smoke weed." I quickly replied...............
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no. He said, "damn" as he was walking away. I had found the products that I came to shop rite to buy so I walked to the register. As I did so I kept thinking to my self, should I report this? I did not, because I felt it doesn't matter. He'd be back on the streets in no time still selling.

I guess I did nothing because I was so shocked. Now if this situation was ever to happen again I would report it imediatly. Because he could be selling those drugs to children at schools. I was weak, I should have reported him for the good of the community.”

“that's crazy ice tea..i never ask random pple..errr..lmao..good job. He'll ask an undercover next time..so don't fret”

“You know for next time, Ice, and I doubt you'll hesitate again should a similiar situation arise. If you learned from it, then you are not weak. :-)”

“do you smoke weed

Maybe he was hoping you'd sell him some.”

“You must look like a freaker pot-smoking bum, Ice Tea. Don't wear that shirt anymore.”

“was the one with Bob Marley smoking a funny cigarette????”

“Good job!

Never buy from ANYONE in a hardware store.”

“(sorry, can't help myself)”

“perhaps he was an anti-drugs crusader looking to save you?”

“or do I mean drudge??”

“This is you brain, this is your brain on drudge....

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Any questions?”

“Is this the same guy that was trying to get into RUTKERS

I wonder if he was rejected because he never passed Spelling. ;-)”

“I'll bet a big fat joint would cause that boy to spell right.

Not that I'm advocating that. Just speculating.”

“How would you spell that Ice Tea? DOOBEE??????”

“Okay. Now that I got over laughing (you do know who Matt Drudge is, don't you?) I think you probably should have reported him. I know you're all grown-up and stuff, but you are a school kid! People can certainly disagree on the merits of having the government tell adults how to live their lives but (sorry Tea) children are a different matter altogether.

But don't be hard on yourself (the "I was weak" comment). Plenty of people would have been a little shocked by that situation.”

“BTW - What's up with the Draino and yeast?”

“I hadn't considered that... That's an ODD combination!”

“That's probably the same thing the drudge pusher thought.”

“He was mebbe looking to score?


Mebbe he was an undercover cop. Nahhh, even Tea woulda sensed that...”

“I think that it is very understandable that Ice Tea would have been too shocked to react immediately. It would be something to think over. Maybe the guy was an undercover cop himself.”

“So Gojo is convinced that he could spot an undercover cop within a few seconds, eh?”

“Shiny shoes gives them away every time.”

“And undercover cops always start walking with their left foot.”

“the doughnuts?”

“Did you get his number? Or did he leave a business card?”

“well I was thinking: "I guess if you are a teenager and in shoprite around 2pm, you arn't in school therefor, a good mark." At the same time I was wearing my down jacket. Gangstas often wear the puffy down jackets to conceal what they have hidden below. I just didn't want to wreck the leather on my varisty jacket.”

“I bet the guy who asked you if you smoke weed was wearing a "NO WAR IN IRAQ" shirt.”

“no, but he could have been french. LOL”

“Maybe he thought you were a law enforcement officer and was trying to "surrender" to you.”

“I would of just told him Aisle 3, the "spice" isle.”

“The only time that has ever happen to me was while I was in the hippie district of San Fran. They're like freakin' gnats out there. Youngs ones too!!!!!

Hey Tea he didn't look like a terrorist did he???? Because you know they have ventured into the lucrative market of trying to sell that chit to teens.”

“Oy.”

“Maybe he was a Narc out trolling the grounds”

“Uhm. I hate to point this out but aren't you the FBI? Aren't you trained in what to do in this situation...nark!!”

“I should have done something, because he may have continued on the prowle untile he found some freshman that is not secure with him/her self and may by. I do know that refer is nothing, it wont kill you dirrectly, but it is a gateway drug, and one of every three fatal collisions with people under 21”

“but what's with the drain-o and yeast???”

“Oh yeah, well I almost never go food shoping but my mother gave me money to get drain-o for my shower, and yeast because she is bakeing bread this weekend.”

“A likely excuse Tea! Every biker knows that's the recipe for poor man's amphetamine, HA!!!!!!”

“Yeast????”

“Where are you from Tea?

I live in the woods and I know better than to shake hands with a stranger.”

“Tea's FBI, remember? (You told us so)... he has his reasons.”

“And anyhoo... doesn't Drano clean drudge from pipes??

LOL”

“Draino and yeast... He has a whiskey still at home and he's trying to keep the potheads from moving in on his monnshine business...

No wonder he's a republican!”

“Ice Tee

Live up on the north coast for a while...you'll never be shoked again after you get used to the cops selling it to you!”

“I just noticed I spelt drug wrong. I must have been thining about Matt Drudge.”

“lol, - I'm sorry - but what did you think all the drudge remarks were about????”

“Matt's drugs?”

“I had no idea.”

“I couldn't figure out what the hell every one was talking about.

After reading the thread over, I know matt drudge very well. I check out the drudgereport.com every day. Nice strait up reporting.”