saturn vs tow truck

“I was involved in an auto accident on saturday.. her saturn vs my tow truck... anyhou.. she tried to pass me on the right and i proceded to turn to the right. therefor she t-boned me.. just lovely.. well i could see her tiffing up her hair and starting to cry for symphathy.. and lo and behold then she saw a chick jump out the the truck... sorry it did not work with me...maybe i should have started crying.. so when the police showed up she took the blame.. pooor thing..she smashed her satrun up pretty good.. but they are basically plastic anyway.. and my truck is build like an armored car... but i felt bad for her anyhow.. she only put a plastic/rubber scratch on my truck.. but she was lucky that i was not driving a semi.. because she would have gone underneith me and had been dragged or run over.. she is a little smarter now.. ”

“ did that do it?”

“You must get a lot of reactions like that when you jump out of your tow truck! :-) Maybe you should mount a video camera on the truck and tape the reactions of people when you get out of the truck. You probably could sell it! If nothing else submit it to one of those "Funniest Video" shows. If you win, you could buy a bigger truck! lol!”