Friday funny thread

“Renaissance urns are TSA compliant for passengers traveling on commercial aircraft with cremated remains.

Y'all can still travel!!!”

“Norman, I see you skulking around with those young sluts...”

“LMAO

y'all can still travel




hey how much for de ladie in the soft urn?”

“it thought that link was gonna be for tea bags.”

“http://www.123mycodes.com/myspaceprank/boobflash.swf

It is worksafe, I swear.”

“cute.
That you Stovie?”

“No, my figure isn't that slim. ;-)”

“Li-wu in Chinese = Gift

Emotion is energy in motion.
Lucky numbers 27, 11, 33, 4, 49, 6


Guess what I had for lunch. ;-)”

“I'm going to an Asian Stir Fry place for dinner tonight...I have been craving spring rolls for 2 weeks!!!”

“We have a wiener! ;-)”

“I am guessing you had the "pet of the week"?”

“I had the same thing Stovie...I think it said something about oh yeah...I will inherite money or a small piece of land.”

“Are you sure it didn't say you will inherit bills and land a small piece?”

“[img]Crazy Cow - I like to MOO -- SONG VIDEO

Add to My Profile | More Videos[/img]”

“if not then try this

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1692141786”

“Laurel just heard part of that video. She came in and said "Mom, there's something wrong with that cow! Tee hee hee!"”

“still laughing!”

“I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew
the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I
thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would
tell me to take a few days off.


So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me
what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I
was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.


A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a
light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I
jumped down and walked out of the office.


When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the
Boss asked her '...And where do you think you're
going (You're gonna love this.....)
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the
dark.'


Blessed are the cracked for it is they who shall let in the light.”

“http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka2.swf

Move the woman by clicking her with the mouse... speed her up by hitting the right arrow key or slow her down by hitting the left”

“BUMP
you slackers”

“mapleleaf, it's been shown on here many times in several forms. Maybe come up with something new that is fun.”

“http://producten.hema.nl/?whatthefark

Long load time
Worth it”