Bush Admits to Belafonte's 'Possessed of Evil' Cha

“Bush Admits to Belafonte's 'Possessed of Evil' Charge
(2003-03-04) -- U.S. President George Bush responded today to former entertainer Harry Belafonte's accusation that the Bush administration is "possessed of evil."

"I was upset with Harry when he compared the Secretary of State to a house slave on a plantation," said Mr. Bush. "But this time he's absolutely correct."

When asked in a TV interview about the Bush administration, Mr. Belafonte said, "I think they know exactly what they are doing and I think that they are men who are possessed of evil."

Mr. Bush conceded, "Before this weekend, I would have agreed with half of that--we know what we're doing. But since we captured that al Qaeda fella up in Pakistan, we are 'possessed of evil', if you know what I mean. They don't come any more evil than that rascal. And we got him. He is in our possession."

The President said he sent note of thanks to Mr. Belafonte, and invited him to dinner at the White House.

"I assured him," said Mr. Bush, "that he wouldn't have to use the back entrance. I'll bet he thinks that's how Secretary Powell gets in."”

“Although I don't like Bush, I didn't understand what your point was. I guess my question would be... "What the hell are you trying to say?"”

“hahah , that's so funny....bush is a racist....hahah...more minority in top cabinet positions than any president ever....and he's a racist...hahhahhhah, good one mang.


are you realted to violin, joe?”

“Bush's "spirit" cursed with black magic, tossed into Thai river

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BANGKOK (AFP) - US President George W. Bush has been trapped in a clay pot and tossed into a river in northern Thailand -- or at least his spirit has after being cursed by hundreds of farmers protesting US agriculture policy.

A photograph of the US leader was sealed inside a pot amid black magic mantra chants, then tossed into the Ping River Friday by demonstrators after they rallied at the US consulate in Chiang Mai, a farm group leader said.


"This is a traditional northern Thai ceremony aimed at keeping his spirit down on the riverbed so he could not come and exploit our natural resources or suppress our (farming) brothers with his superior influence," Weerasak Wan-ubol, an executive of the Northern Farmers Alliance, told AFP Saturday.


The 300 protesters, claiming to represent 20,000 members from seven northern provinces, railed against imminent plans for a free-trade agreement between Thailand and the United States.


The act was also a protest against Washington's military intervention in sovereign nations, the Bangkok Post reported.


A respected elder performed the voodoo rites, inscribing ancient Khmer scripts on the pot, aimed at trapping the spirit of the US president.


The real Bush was scheduled to arrive in Bangkok for a state visit later Saturday before he joins 20 other world leaders for the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit which begins Monday.”

“Where can you buy a Bush voodoo doll?”