I just ate some of Artex's beans and ric e but...

“Artex's beans and rice recipe is delicious, but it sure has some kick...

”

“LMAO!!”

“LMAO!!! Dare emailed me that picture the other day. The funny thing is, that dude looks just like me when I had my hair shorter. :-)”

“I got it from Dare too. He forced me to post it.”

“This from CNN I thought maybe Artex was already in Florida.


The U.S. Air Force tested a new 21,000-pound bomb Tuesday, dropping the device on a Florida test site. The Pentagon hopes the test will pave the way for use of the bomb -- should there be a war in Iraq -- against critical targets on the surface and underground. They also are counting on its psychological effects.”

“LMAO. Sorry man, I could resist. That photo was just too good not to post. I saw it on the internet and though, holy Sh@t, its Artex.

Thanks for putting it on a thread Pennsy. Now all of TT can enjoy.”

“LOL maybe it is a good thing Artex is moving to Florida. Might cut down on the mosquito population down there!”

“That is too funny. A real rectum rocket.”

“That Florida bombing range is right near the Fla. trail. I was actually thinking of going down there to hear that puppy go up.”

“lol...you must have alot of confidence in their targeting systems tree....lol”

“Quackus rectum......Dominus vobis cum”

“Quick, call Red Adair! We have a blowout!”

“Could be an O-ring problem”

“Quick, call Morton Thiocal! NASA should be investigating this!”

“Wouldn't that be 'bacon ring'???”

“Or the bung ain't tight enough!”

“Nothing more disgusting than a sloppy bung...mebbe he's not a virgin???”

“hmm...looks like two separate streams of fire are shooting out. ooooookay! LOL.”

“Artex is double-barreled?”

“I don't want to know...”

“Me Neither!”

“Looks like Weapons of Mass Destruction! He should form his own country, get attacked and live off US aid!”

“hey, who's going to do my work for me today?? anyone, anyone?”

“The Artex That Roared?”

“Poor boy

He'll never be able to show his A$$, er, uh, face around here again.”

“Don't worry! Thanx to the Tree Family, Artex is now equipped with the GasBGon rectal gas filtration system. For those of you that think I am kidding:

Gift

Yes, in all the hubbub about me getting my car towed after the drinking get together the other night in Manhattan, we forgot to mention that we presented NJ's favorite son with the new GasBGon system...”

“ok, I've gotto say it - "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"”

“Hey treebeard, since I'll be living with my brother for a while, that cushion will come in mighty handy. Believe it or not, the dude is worse than I am. No joke. He's a weightlifter, and all those protein shakes produce some meeeeeeeean gases. Whenever we're driving around, I'll make it mandatory that it's in the car. :-)”

“does anybody really know what and where that pic was taken?

Aero is onto it, I think.

















It's a gas flare on an offshore drilling platform. They flare the gas that is produced while they are drilling.”

“get some extra filter, Artex. Remember they are only good for about 450 legitimate farts. Keep a log...”

“Now you want him to keep his logs?”

“That should last me half a day.”

“For the memorable ones only, Bit...”

“Hey Artex, lay off the Taco Bell. Global Warming has new meaning.”