What is your favorite cheesecake?

“Blueberry :)”

“Cherry, but strawberry is a close second. Chocolate on the other hand is just nasty.”

“free”

“yes?”

“So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,
And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company,
And they asked me if I could drive a truck,
And I said yes and they said you're hired.
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,
And I also took one for later,
And I took one for my friend Farmboy,
And I took one to bring home,
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.
So I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.
So I take five cakes to eat on the way,
And I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot,
But I'm not really sorry,
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.”

“Love the New York Cheese cakes, but my very favorites are the German cheese cakes. I just wish I could buy quark here, then I would bake you all a couple. sooo goooddd!

who started this stupid thread? Now I want a piece of cheese cake and I have none at home.”

“Sorry...I was eating some homemade cheesecake :) I was just thinking it would be better with fruit”

“I forgot to attribute my above post. It's a song by King Missile.”

“oh, that was a song. thought artex is going nuts. Glad you didn't get in trouble for eating your companies cheese cake.

free: throw some over my way!”

“This restaurant right down the road has a triple layer key lime cheesecake that is just incredible.
The bottom layer is a good quality cheesecake, then a sour-cream based layer that is simply silk, followed by a homemade keylime gelatine layer. The real stuff, not out of a box.”

“boy, I don't even know why I look at this thread. I have no cheesecake at home.”

“Me neither.”

“Chocolate cheesecake is only nasty if the person making it has no clue.



And Free23 is Jello Fog, LOL


Buy.... quark? LOLOLOL”

“you don't know what quark is? hmm, well only a german could know. It's the stuff that makes a REAL cheese cake taste sooooo good! uhmmmm!!!”

“I thought a quark was a subatomic particle.”

“Artex, it's a german word for something I can't buy here in the states. It's a milk product, kind a like cheese, but not. Hard to explain. I think (THINK) you may call it curd here in the US”

“Ah ha. Interesting, I didn't know that. My grandmother is German, I'll be seeing her in a couple of weeks and ask her about it. :-)”

“Does it squeek?”

“What, my grandmother? Only if you step on her toes.”

“nooooo... the Curd(s), you... Floridian.”

“more trivia:

quark – rhymes with 'walk', sub-atomic particles discovered by Murray Gell-Man in 1964. Contrary to popular belief, it was not taken from the phrase in Finnegan's Wake: 'Three quarks for Muster Mark,' does not rhyme with 'park,' and is not supposed to immitate the cry of a seagull.

(it is also not to be confused with Philadelphia Cream Cheese)”

“nope, it quarks!!”

“like... 'walk'?

Or like... 'park'? LOLOL”

“like quack quack, but its quark, quark.”

“Cherry cheescake is the best”

“Twiggies, of course!
(with just the right amount burnt)”

“Any kind will do. I'm not picky.

My favorite backpacking cheesecake is definately Enertia trailfoods. It really tastes like cheesecake!”

“Gemini, get some cottage cheese sometime and see if that is the same as quark. Cottage cheese is basically curdled milk. It comes in large and small curd varieties, with small being the preferred in the U.S.


I make an Amaretto cheesecake that is to die for.”

“I think quark is a slightly drier version of sour cream or creme fraishe...yes yes, I know, French name.”

“FRENCH?!?

Forty lashes with a wet noodle!”

“love cottage cheese, but it's not like quark :) oh well, going to the store today to get some cheese cake. THANKS FREE!!! I'll send you the bill! ;)”

“Twigeater's”

“Poor Gemini, she probably had a fretful night filled with wonderful dreams about cheescake.

I like it plain with strawberries on top and choc.chip ch.cake and hot fudge on top.”

“Thanks guys!
(Hehe, you know I'm watching this thread dontcha, lol...)

That was the first cheesecake I'd ever made. Slighty burnt on the outside, slighty raw on the inside. :)”

“Your first!!??

twigeater's was the best!

Burnt, schmurnt, I ate the whole thing!”

“Well if just to eat at home or out from the Cheescake Factory any kind they make. My mom works at the one in West Palm Beach and they are great!
If I am backpacking I like the Enertia Trail Foods "Grand Canyon Cheesecake" taste GREAT
Barbara”

“wow, i just had this conversation yesterday! Turtle, baby. (chocolate, caramel, and nuts.) the best of all 3 worlds.
;-)”

“Pamela Anderson!”

“Ever tried mango cheesecake? That stuff is bomb! :D”

“yeah, the only thing wrong with the Cheesecake Factory is that there are too many kinds to choose from. i think i missed the Pamela Anderson variety, though...
:-D”

“Isn't that the silicone and spandex cheesecake?”

“Well if I can't have Pamela Anderson I'd like plain with cherries!

Hmmm, Turtle would be good, too.”

“Somewhere in aero's post lurks a dirty joke, but I'll leave it be...”

“I'm just amazed it took as long as it did. The 38th post? We're slipping, guys.”