Nationalism

“Nationalism is the cause of our current world problems. Don’t forget that when you go to buy your next American flag. You can be part of the problem or you can be part of the solution.

Religion is the cause of our current world problems. Don’t forget that when your president declares his faith in a rare press conference. We need new thoughts, new hope, and a leader who understands the separation of church and state.

Can’t we move on? Must we “never forget”? Break the cycle!

If you want to be part of the problem, then go buy your flag and pray to god… if you want to be part of the solution, forget the past and think new and hopeful thoughts of the future in a world that isn’t divided by nationalism and religion.


;-o”

“Talk about whacking a hornet's nest with a golf club...”

“I trod on a wasps' nest once :o)”

“(w)e (a)re (s)atins (p)eople?”

“Wow, I thought for sure people would bite on this kind of bait... guess I will have to try some troll bait... like treasure or something. What's good?”

“Tarp, sometimes I pounce on these and sometimes not. Depends on how political I feel like getting...These threads can get pretty heated sometimes when others disagree with you.”

“Frankly, I feel that more people have died throughout history in the name of God than for all other reasons put together. Yes, that is a huge problem and it seems that human nature will see to it that it always is...”

“maybe they would bite if you used another name, Tarp-o-rama! freakin' flame-thrower.
;-)”

“And what new ideas do you propose we turn to? Hopeful thoughts? Boy that sounds like a good idea...I think I will sit here and HOPE that it want all blow up in our faces but I don't think that will get us any where!”

“just dangle the bait for long enough.... :o)”

“You callin me a flamer?... you SOB, how dare you... after all my people have done for this country. You are anti-american and should go straight to hell. I am so mad right now that I could $@%!...

Why don't you people think about all the services our government provides you with, the roads, the schools, etc and you have the cafoomba's to say something like this... GOD #%%$IT...”

“Ahhh.. that's better!”

“"cafoomba's"??

okay, i'll pick you up a GO USA T-shirt on the way home.”

“What ever you think is fine :)”

“I ain't one of satin's people, I prefer silk.”

“Or maybe you don't have the cafoomba's to challange me?

;-o”

“Man: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here
before?

Man: No, I haven't, this is my first time.

Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have
just one argument, or were you thinking of taking
a course?

Man: Well, what is the cost?

Receptionist: Well, It's one pound for a five
minute argument, but only eight pounds for a
course of ten.

Man: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps
started off with just the one and then see how it
goes.

Receptionist: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at
the moment.

(Pause)

Receptionist: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a
little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard;
room 12.

Man: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Mr Barnard: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Man: Well, I was told outside that...

Mr Barnard: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced
heap of parrot droppings!

Man: What?

Mr Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit!
Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous,
coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Man: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN
ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Mr Barnard: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.”

“LOl you are on fire today. too funny.”

“"And what new ideas do you propose we turn to? Hopeful thoughts? Boy that sounds like a good idea...I think I will sit here and HOPE that it want all blow up in our faces but I don't think that will get us any where!"
crazygurl
01:39:28 PM
03/12/03

Where does buying flags and singing godd bless America get us?”

“It might get you a spot on the Art Linkletter Show.”

“Make that the Lawrence Welk Show”

“Sweet, then I'll do it... are we going back in time?”

“Why the #%@* not?

Satin
Silk
Ah, velvet......we are velvet's people

Velvet Jones?”

“Black Velvet in that little boy style.

Nationalism is the great Satin!”

“Pedxing, you are bad!! :-D”

“Suede Shoes for everyone!”

“Black Lassie.......

Short and sassy?




Bassetball Jones”

“Tarpy! Good to have you back. Keep it up! The world needs a lick in the ass!”

“LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! That should be KICK IN THE ASS!!!!


GGGGGGEEEEZZZZZZ!!!”

“Alot further than sitting around with hopeful thoughts..atleast you are doing SOMETHING!”

“The problem is because humans have a smart brain. You don't see lower life forms dwelling on revenge, vengence and what not.”

“Lyra likes a good lick in the ass!
;-o”

“oh good lord! laqtis, see what you've started? i hope you're happy. PERV! make that PERVS, plural!

;-0 yourself!”

“No it's ;-o not ;-0”

“oh, excusez-moi!”

“Wow, those Middle Easterners sure stir up trouble where ever they go don't they Tarpy.”

“"forget the past and think new and hopeful thoughts of the future in a world that isn’t divided by nationalism and religion."

Dream on, sucker...”

“Did some buddy sayed they need a butt likky?

Put yer butt rite heer by side my tung! BOL!

(|)do:3”

“There are two kinds of people in this world, people who divide human beings into dichotomous categories and those who don't.”

“ummmm...Sarabelle, isn't that a bit narrow to be an a$$?

BOL!

=:0

ya know, this thread really makes me think...I mean, today I had lunch with Dare (in uniform) and some stranger comes up to us a shakes his hand. At the time, I thought it was pretty cool...
tonight when Dare comes home, maybe I'll just put on something slinky* and then punch him in the face!
*satin lover that I am

;-o”

“YEAH, thats what Im talking about. Dont bother with wearing something slinky, just do it naked.

;OP”

“Ah yes, the Utopian dream, under the one world socialist government.
Hold your breath!!!!!”

“Didn't Dan Savage talk about this today?”

“Savage,

Who's middle eastern?”

“You are you goat cheese eating Arab!”

“Tarpy I love yah, but you came back bumberer then when you left.

You used to be a conservitive with a beretta and a gass guzzling non carpooling motorcycle. What the #&%!$ man?”

“Next thing you know, he'll be claiming his old man was in Normandy in 1944.”

“I think laqtis may have stumbled upon the secret recipe for world peace.

Daisy chain formation everybody!”

“Violin -- Would that be concidered "Peace at any cost"?”

“Bacpac and Savage... what a grotesque pair of Archie Bunker bookends, LOL

And Mister Tea the wannabe.

You clods ought to be prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.”