The Starbucks oracle

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Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks.



me:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink double espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better
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“I don't go to Starbucks often enough (twice in 40 years) to take this quiz...lol...”

“Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Tall coffee.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


Tell me it ain't so! LOL!

(By the way, I hate V8!)”

“It's true stump - me too!”

“I don't drink coffee ever, but I drink a lot of tea, so I put that in to see what would come up. I copied and pasted it below. For the record, I have a starbucks next door and wouldn't pay them for one of their overpriced cups of tea for anything. Uppity yuppie bastages...


Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Tea.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


Right! I use 'Oh, Crumb' all the ieme. One of my favorite expressions”

“They have the same thing for everybody, it seems...”

“I entered tall, wet, cap and it said I was an asshat... sound about right ;-o”

“I think it returns lame if you enter something that it doesn't recognize.”

“I figured it was going off of text length.. the longer the text the more of a starbucks-a-holic you are... ya dig!”

“I entered "Large Daily Special", and got this:

Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "Large Daily Special" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.

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“It doesn't recognize tea??”

“Well after scolding me for trying to order things that aren�t on the menu (If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "sumatra large" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.), I ordered Coffee of the day � I had to do a Google search for a Starbuck�s menu (can you tell I don�t like to overpay for over-roasted garbage?) � I ordered �Coffee of the Day� and got:


Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars




It was wrong about the bottled water and martini bars.”

“SEATTLE, March 21, 2007 – Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) and Concord Music Group proudly announced today that Hear Music’s inaugural CD release will be from none other than music legend Paul McCartney. The album is slated for release early this summer and will be available at all traditional music retail outlets and Starbucks locations internationally. The announcement was made at the Starbucks Annual Meeting of Shareholders in Seattle where McCartney made a surprise appearance via satellite.

“For me the great thing is the commitment and the passion and the love of music, which as an artist is good to see,” said McCartney. “It’s a new world now and people are thinking of new ways to reach the people and for me that’s always been my aim.”

“Having the honor of releasing an album by Paul McCartney as our first project under the Hear Music label is in a word, remarkable,” said Ken Lombard, president of Starbucks Entertainment. “This demonstrates how Hear Music can present even the most successful recording artists of all-time with unique opportunities to reach existing fans, as well as a new audience of listeners.”

“It is such a privilege to be able to present this amazing new album to the world,” said Glen Barros, president and CEO of the Concord Music Group. “I believe that McCartney fans, like myself, will find that this album connects them to everything that they’ve always loved about Paul, yet also delivers a new personal dimension that shows his continued evolution as an artist. It is a truly profound recording.”

With their recent creation of the Hear Music label and the newest offering from McCartney, Starbucks Entertainment and Concord Music Group have taken big first steps in the evolution of their partnership. Hear Music grew from the two companies’ mutual quest for music that demonstrates quality, authenticity, relevance and passion. Hear Music seeks to provide a new platform for reaching music fans and introducing them to both emerging and established artists with inspired vision and a keen sense of purpose. This will result in compelling music selections for consumers.



Starbucks Entertainment and Concord Music Group’s past collaborations include Ray Charles’ “Genius Loves Company,” which to date has sold 5.5 million copies worldwide and won an unsurpassed eight GRAMMY® Awards including Album of the Year. In addition, Sergio Mendes’ “Timeless” won a Latin GRAMMY® for Best Brazilian Contemporary Pop Album of the Year and to date has sold close to a million copies worldwide.”

“Geezus, first I find out that the Burger King is getting his own movie and now Starbucks is getting into the music biz? What's next, an actor for a president? Oh wait...

Anyhoo, I bought the Ella Fitzgerald CD at Starbucks and love it.”

“not only are they getting into the music biz, but they've notched the biggest rockstar of all time.”

“They got the Rednex?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQKZje930A”