MATT?

“Is there any way to show how many posts someone has? like next to their name? That would really help control the trolls. If someone had 2 posts, you would know they are a troll or a newbie. They have it on other boards and it really works great. They also have levels of membership depending on posts. Like newbie for under 100 posts, Jr member for under 200, and then member for over 200... perty cool!

Just wondering.”

“Some trolls have thousands of posts.”

“Hmmmmm, something's fishy. Those look like troll eyes”

“True Dat! ”

“They asked me how I knew
Those who post are true
I of course replied
Something here inside
Trolls have bloodshot eyes”

“Heres look at you kid~~~~”

“I'm not sure I'd like 'junior member' posted next to my name.”

“Hmm, Could I be an "At Large" member? :-)”

“What about those of us that just don't want to be members at all?”

“BAN ALL MEMBERS”

“Yeah, I'd like to know if Tarp Rat is a junior member myself.”

“I am a FULL member!”

“HA!! now i get it.”

“(the "junior member" joke, that is.)”

“Tarp rat is FULL of something, and it's not membership. ;)”

“NOW she gets it.....”

“I don't want to be full of member either! Leave me alone!”

“Who's a fool member?”

“arent we all a little bit of fools in some way or another?





hell no there are some that are bigger fools then most of us.”

“I should have "Big, Fat, Throbbing, Full, Member" next to my name.

;-o”

“Too... Many... Jokes...”

“Little boy Blue

... Because he needed the money!

OH!”

“LOL I love his poems.


little miss muffet sat on her tuffet.......


its a poem, chill out !!”

“I forget, what's the ending to that one?”

“What's in the bowl #&%!$?”

“Oh yeah, HA!”

“ Mr. Clay Poems


just a joke guys!!”

“never mind, i think it has a filter.

but i like andrew dice clay”

“Damn it Matt... we need you!

You should really start charging people to use this site... set up a donation box or something to help fund it. Not that I would donate anything, but I am sure people who care would.”

“Tarp, I like your idea. I think I might start charging. But since you wouldn't pay, I guess you wouldn't get to use the site anymore. Too bad.”

“ROFFLMAO @ matt”

“Hi Matt, thanks for unbanning me!”

“I wouldn't be offended if Matt set up a PayPal box on the site.

I personally wouldn't use PayPal, but would contribute some other way if it's needed.”

“That isn't Matt and if it is he needs to address my above question before I die.”

“Damn it Matt... we need you!

You should really start charging people to use this site... set up a donation box or something to help fund it. Not that I would donate anything, but I am sure people who care would."
Tarp Rat
12:10:35 PM
03/14/


are you kidding?

where else can he go to be fully intertained by strange people.

i tell ya, he loves us as much as we love him!!!


(thank you Matt for being a cool person!!)”

“hey wait a min...we love it here cause it is free...right!
Matt your the man!”

“Matt's last thought as he drifts off to sleep each night: "I think I'll ban them all!"”

“LMFAO GEO, TOO FRIGGING FUNNY.”

“DUH!”

“Free? someone say free?”

“Is it supposed to look like that? Looks like something's missing.”

“Matt, Just to let you know that it's Wednesday.
So that means that there should be NO MORE things flying anywhere near my pc right?
So what gives?
Day 2”

“Notice also, that after the flying suitcase assaults your screen, an ad for Popup Blocker appears (with a special promotional price, of course). <:P”

“Two days running Matt. Thought it was three Mondays and that would be it.”

“Give the guy a break! He's just trying to pay the bills!”

“I hATE POP UP ADS!!!!!!!!”

“Tell us how you really feel, Binks!”

“The dates were changed from Mondays to, I guess, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.”