Calling Aero!!!!!

“Waerowolf?

Waerowolf?


Thaerowolf!”

“you can't recognize him for all the body hair, maple?”

“oh gottcha”

“ok now i can, i have my halloween handle and tin foil hat on.”

“AHHHOOOOOOOWWWW!

...er, here I am. Don't mind the extra body hair; it's my noon shadow.”

“Haerowolf,
thaerowolf -
Everywhere a wolf wolf!”

“Damn! Another full moon coming up on November 8th!



A Werewolf one time burned for knowledge,
And driven by that sacred flame,
(Himself, he had not been to college.)
Left wife and child one night, and came

Among the local graves, and sought
The tomb of that most noble creature,
A Public High School English teacher,
For Exposition of the Plot.

He timidly voiced his conjecture.
The Corpse assented heartily --
(He once, he said, had taught AP) --
And straightway started in to lecture:

"The Werewolf, in a former sense,
Implies the Arewolf (present tense),
The Havebeenwolf (long past, you see),
And Willbewolf, (futurity)."

This learning pleased the Werewolf well,
But he continued: "Can you tell
Me, what is my subjunctive, please?"
The question caused distinct unease.

The teacher therefore gulped, and hissed:
"Werewolves, my good sir, don't exist,"
Bade him, "Good evening," rather stuffily,
And slammed his coffin cover huffily.

This stern decree of Nature's Laws
Gave (so to speak) the Werewolf pause.
He had a wife and child, you know.
He shook his head, and turned to go.

He went like one that Fate did slam
With Love betrayed, or "Rent Due" letter,
But stopped in at "The Slaughtered Lamb",
And ate a tourist, and felt better.

- John C. Reddick”

“That's cool, Waero. Lycanthropic poetry. I love it!”

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood”

“Ah Warren, my man!”

“a full moon on the 8th? cool, just in time for the greatest of national holidays...my birthday! moooooaahaahaahaa!

poor, misunderstood werewolves...”

“You can call me Wolfy, lyra. I'll have a sheep in your honor!”

“sounds like a tasty snack!”

“BURN HER ANYWAY!”

“Hey!! I'm going to be in Los Angeles on the 8th! Maybe I can eat, er, meet Phil and the Snow Couple down there!”

“An American Waerowolf in Cali?”

“Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.”

“Oh, just a harmless little bunny, you say....”

“Oh oh.......


”

“Everywhere" = "aevrywhere.”

“Where the heck has that loose cannon been? He's allowed to take a break I guess, but really he should've cleared it with me first...”

“Yes, we need more smartass old guys here!”

“You're right. TT hasn't been the same with the new regime, "The Threadbusters!"”

“Here I am! I was busy--I had to clean my office!”

“Peace on them!!”

“One second!!”

“There's the little minx. ;-)

Clean your office? Did it take you like a month? LMAO! Must've been even worse than mine...”

“You have an office?”

“Yeah, it was a real pit. Now my desk is clean enough to eat off of...and I usually do!

So what'd I miss???!!

MarkO convert to Baptist!
Lyra pregnant?”

“Yes.


Again.”

“aero, your last name ain't smith is it?”

“Close...I'm now a Scientologist, and MarkO's pregnant...I don't think he's sure who the father is though. What a slut!

I have an office in our house! haha. My "files" are sorta spread out around the whole room...”

“Hope the monkeys don't get lost in all the clutter!”

“Lyra is livin' in a rat's nest in some Podunk town.

Ha, it was an alien what done it!!”

“At first I read the thread title as "caning aero".”

“That's it! I've been to Singapore!


Well, thanks for coming to look for me, guys!”

“"Where the heck has that loose cannon been?"

"Heck"......what the hell kind of thing is that to say?”

“There could be small children or maybe goats in the clutter, as far as I know, Bowlder. J/K, it's not that bad!

Well I'm glad you weren't too lost, Aero...HELLA glad, how's that MarkO.
;-)”

“Hell yes!!

Watch out with talkin' about goats, we got some goat-ropers here.”

“I thought he was the "trapped in an RV for 3 weeks" guy. Next time I'm out west, we're hangin' bro.”

“Might you be up for a short Bighorns trip -- and possibly set it up -- for 2-4 days before or after the week of June 19-23??? Or anything Montana way, too, but not super far west.....

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/43645,3.php”

“Short Bighorns??”

“HI AERO! :-)”

“I forget, where's Aero live? Billings? Helena?”

“Check out those big horns!”

“He's in Billings. Oops - that was supposed to be so secret if I told anyone, I'd have to kill them. What's your street address, lizs?”

“**lizs found croaked on the floor.

Oh, she just laid down for a nap and, much like Rip Van Winkle, she had slept 40 years -- and was kicking herself for how many American Idol shows missed!!!

Yeah, I thought it was Billings. :-)”

“Hey Aero send an email my way please, I'm going to be in your vicinity soon.”