Phreaky Phriday Phoolin!

“cool. can i feel your biceps?”

“Slut!”

“i doubt i could create a troll named "Aero's mom" in time. LOL!

"Yes, dear?"

;-P”

“LOL!”

“More About Springheeled Jack


Jack was first spotted in London in 1837 and terrorized the city for 67 years. He would usually attack young women, ripping their clothes off with his clawed hands and spitting blue fire in their faces. He was about 6 feet tall, spindly, and wore a tight white bodysuit and a metal helmet, and sometimes a cape. He had pointy ears and glowing red eyes. The most poigniant thing that haunted more of his victims was his really crazy, ringing laugh.
He was called Springheeled Jack because he easily evaded police by leaping away. Germans tried mimicing this in WW2 by putting springs in the boots of their soldiers to see if they could get the same effect but all it did was break their shins ^-^;;;
In 2001, a similar creature terrorized India, but was called "Monkeyman". He too could leap around (which is why they called him monkeyman), had claws, and glowing red eyes.
In both London and India, he caused complete hysteria. In London people barracaded themselves into their houses and in India they kept their children home from school.”

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What Spooky Being are You?”

“HEEHEEHEE I am a blond frog :D!”

“More About Loveland Frogs


Loveland Frogs are certainly the craziest things I've ever heard of! These 4-foot tall creatures resemble frog people, with big ugly frog mouths and wrinkly foreheads. Some have seen them carrying funny sparkling wands. They have been seen in groups so there's more than one apparently. According to one witness, they smell like alfalfa and almonds.
Some theories state that they are aliens or genetic mutations of frogs, and another theory is that they are the result of genetic experiments done by scientists.
Even though it's highly unlikely that these creatures exist, due to the pure absurdity of the accounts and the lack of any physical evidence at all, it sure is an interesting creature ^-”

“that I am never(or very rarely) serious thing is true :) Half of what I say is BS :D”

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Cool, I'm Mothman!”

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Funny Asian Man


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Huh...I guess i am a funny asian man.....never saw that coming!”

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Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

I don't think that's right! Really!”

“I'm guessing that test doesn't work well if you went to high school outside of the U.S., and maybe Canada. Perhaps one of our Canadian TT'ers can clear that up for us.”

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Hopelessly Romantic Geezer Named Alfred


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“yeah Gemini - these American schools must have been strange places - glad I didn't go ;o)”

“LMAO! Are you wearing your Depends today?”

“"Thong"”

“I don't have time for makeup.”

“giggles :D”

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The Olympic Men's Diving Team Champion


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“ROFL!!!!


HEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHEEEE!”

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Hottie


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What Spooky Being are You?
and this:

Hottie


What's Your Personality Type?
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“I'm the limerick, mired in muck.
I refuse to be bored or get stuck.
   I like to offend,
   But not, in the end,
As much as to thwart expectations. What Poetry Form Are You?”

“i'm Alfred too, what the hell? LOL! quiz overload...”

“Oooh, looks like I have used banned HTML...lol...”

“Hey, you're the one who asked for them!”

“I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.”

“I taste of Death.


Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you. What Flavour Are You?”

“I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.”

“I am a Top-hat.


I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them. What Sort of Hat Are You?”

“If you don't copy the table tags in the HTML from that site, it will work fine.”

“I am that backpacker with v little brain.... even less so having done all these tests!”

“I've been out most of the morning.
This was not a surprize.






Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.”

“Hot hot! I am Curry Flavoured.


I have a spicy personality. If you can take the heat, you'll love me, if not, I'll probably make you cry. I am not for the faint-hearted. What Flavour Are You?


now I'm done!”

“Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all....lol....”

“Would You Believe.. a Jock-Hag-Owl with a top-hat tasting of Death...

but I still don't have time for makeup.”

“I am the sonnet, never quickly thrilled;
Not prone to overstated gushing praise
Nor yet to seething rants and anger, filled
With overstretched opinions to rephrase;
But on the other hand, not fond of fools,
And thus, not fond of people, on the whole;
And holding to the sound and useful rules,
Not those that seek unjustified control.
I'm balanced, measured, sensible (at least,
I think I am, and usually I'm right);
And when more ostentatious types have ceased,
I'm still around, and doing, still, alright.
In short, I'm calm and rational and stable -
Or, well, I am, as much as I am able. What Poetry Form Are You?”

“Ooo, an Elizabethan sonnet, too!”

“I am sweet, like Sugar.


I am all sweetness and light; fluffy bunnies and dancing fairies; happiness and joy. Too much of me will make you sick. What Flavour Are You?”

“The rhymed couplet at the end is a dead givaway.”

“I am an Origami Hat.


I am generally dissatisfied with the products of others, so I make my own; stronger, faster, better. I'm a creative and inventive person. What Sort of Hat Are You?”

“Yah, but I checked the whole rhyme scheme, just to be sure...”

“Hmmmm I am a Funny asian man, Blond, sweet, I wear an origami hat, and am also a sonnet and an owl....Hmm...I am feeling a bit confussed.”

“Totalling this all together, I am a hot #&%!$y adventurious jock.

Free23. You are confused? what about me??”

“#&%!$y spose to be, well let me think of another work, well "nagging"”