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“Scare you, Lyra? I'll bring my cuffs and if anyone scares you I'll cuff you.....I mean them. Then I'll gag you...uhh....them, and take you....dang....them back to my place where I'll lay you...them......

Crap.

Don't you have protection, yra? I mean, a BF?”

“you realize you're not increasing the chances of Lyra coming out here BM?”

“It's not my fault! If she would stop avoiding you then i would stop playing. :)”

“I didn't realize I was scary”

“Hate to bail on y'all but the dentist just put new stiches in my mouth. I'm afraid I'm not big on hangin' out at the bar drooling with my mouth full of bloody cotton.”

“I'm going to have to bail too”

“I'm really tired tonight.”

“EarthNsky = Old Man

Hey old man I was tired to. I slept for 1.5hrs after work, downed a pot of coffee and hit the bars from 10-3ish?????

;)”

“BTW - That's the last time I go to Madams Organ on a Friday.”

“I can't tell ya the last time I was in a bar. I think it was years ago and it was for lunch. I always hated bars and I've never even been in a strip club.

Some call it having an old soul yet others simply call it being a loser. LOL!”

“Bars good. Strip clubs good. Strip Clubs first, then bar. Gooder.”

“bearmagnet, you immoral bastard!!”

“I prefer the term "differently moraled". Thank you.”

“Oh, life is a challenge, huh?

Those of us who are otherwise tied down can live vicariously through YOU.”

“If you saw what happened to me on Friday then you would thank God you're married.”

“OH no!!!

Not again!

>8^O”

“LMAO! No, no violence this time. An old flame canceled out the opportunity of a new flame. If only I could resist the old flame. I blame ynami for not removing her from the bar. If only I weren't so weak....”

“Go stud muffin, GO!”

“Stud muffin? No. A stud would've scored. Loser? Yes.

I had this 21 yr old AU student (Margo) eating out of my hands. Jewish, Blonde, stacked with an a$$ to match.

Then Tola came over. Nigerian princess that plays me like play-do. She came to the bar, wrapped her arms around my waist and......I melted. I bought her a drink and we were on the dance floor with her performing the usual x-rated dance routine against me. But for what? Not sure. I lost her and Margo was gone also.

My butt is completely black & blue from my continuous kicking of it.

I'm going to let Tola have it next time I see her. And if you believe that then I have a bridge for sale...”

“um.... ok”

“...and THAT'S why I don't like bars! LOL!”

“Nigal, you don't like Nigerian princesses grindin' on ya?

Yeah, I hate that too.”

“Some guys just can't resist the brown sugar...”

“"Nigal, you don't like Nigerian princesses grindin' on ya?"



This may sound crazy Tom but the only woman I want grinding on me is my wife. I’m married remember? That means a lot to me. Besides, any woman that will so willingly grind on someone is not the kind of girl I go for. There is so much wonderful stuff in between “Hi!” and nailing a chick. There is the childish flirting. The first touch. The first kiss. The thinking about someone you are developing feelings with all the time and not being able to wait to see the person again. If it’s all about conquest and busting a nut I’d just go home and masturbate.

Call me a prude but it’s just how I roll.”

“I rather enjoy the D.C. Friday Night Bar Report from our man on the scene.”

“Whoa, Nigal's lessons on romance!


Too funny!!!”

“Naw Mark. A lesson suggests an example of how something should be handled or done. I was merely showing how I view and handle things. I’m not saying it’s how things should be done. And yes, I’m a very romantic guy. I admit that completely.”

“Nigal - I have some history with her.

MarkO - Tola is about 5'4", petite...perfect.....”

“"And yes, I’m a very romantic guy. I admit that completely."
Nigal
09:49:56 AM


Aw, shucks!”

“Dude, there are some L O N G-legged west African girls here.........YOW!!!


I was just afraid ya might get hurt by some big-leg woman.”

“No EnS and Bison, wusses ;op”

“"Nigal - I have some history with her."

Oh you don't have to explain it to me. I wasn't judging ya. I was replying to Marks generalization of asomeone grinding on someone else.”

“Sounds hot man!!

BM U SHOULD HAVE GOT HER and bought her a flower!!! ;D”

“I think Bison and ENS are skeered of Adams Morgan.

And as for complete strangers grinding against me in bars...well......are we talking hotties?”

“There is so much wonderful stuff in between “Hi!” and nailing a chick. There is the childish flirting. The first touch. The first kiss. The thinking about someone you are developing feelings with all the time and not being able to wait to see the person again. If it’s all about conquest and busting a nut I’d just go home and masturbate.


Nigal, you are my new favorite TTer.”

“"And as for complete strangers grinding against me in bars...well......are we talking hotties?"

No, all comers (cumers?)!


”

“See Scortch, I'm not a total dick. :)”

“i never said u were. you had me at "hello." LMAO”

“When they were doing casting they must have been like we are looking for really ugly scary people that will look good dressed up like a clown!

Plus wear the hell do they find the clothes for that women they are so ugly!!”

“What are you talking about Lizard? That's my pucking mom you jerkoff!”

“Not enough Alkee-hol in the world for that!”

“What are you talking about Lizard? That's my pucking mom you jerkoff!"
Nigal
11:04:38 AM
09/07/04

If that is ur mom i never want to hiking with u (u gotta be uuuuugllly)


Not enough Alkee-hol in the world for that!"
bearmagnet
11:05:37 AM
09/07/04

I agree with u 150% there isnt enough!!!!”

“what are u guys talking about? she's hot.























completely kidding”

“Can we keep to the subject matter please ;op”

“What subject matter? Oh yeah, we need to get Bison & ens out on a real experience. How about Nation?”

“Where on this thread no way!!!”

“HAHA! Kidding Lizard. Kidding!”

“I was hoping so NIgal”

“i wanna come on one of these bar trips.”

“Well no-one's stopping ya scorchess. Sure one of us could find room for ya. It was a little disappointing that DC shuts down at 3am though.”