Can't be true

“Tell me this ain't true!

Just heard on the news that two hikers in California came across two furry critters and brought them home thinking they were puppies. Once they got 'em home they finally realized they were bear cubs!”

“Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does.”

“amazing :D”

“That's funny! It's like the story of the little kid who brings home what he thinks is a kitten; turns out to be a baby skunk.”

“It's the 2003 remake of Gentle Ben! Although these Gentle Bens have lapped up radioactive ooze before they are captured and mutate overnight, only to eviscerate and claw to death their captors and then set out on a rampage through Carmel looking for their mother!

Kind of a cross between Animal Farm and Night of the Living Dead!

hmmm, who will Hollywood get to play the characters ?!?”

“Gentle Ben, you say... hmmm...”

“just curious what happen to the cubs once the people figured out they were not dogs..?”

“Return with us now to those
Thrilling Days of Yesteryear...”

“I was wondering the same. News report didn't say.”

“ahhhhhhhh Gentle Ben... how I long for those days of his stories about Wanda and weed and poison-laced burger treats for doggies...”

“<GAK>”

“Okay, anybody who mistakes a bear cub for a puppy should be boiled down and processed into a nutritious meat spread.

Soylent Green is people!”

“Any one who mistakes a bear cub for a puppy probably shouldn't be hiking!”

“Did they not notice the lack of tail?”

“Sounds like someone else we know, LOL


But Seriously...

Wouldn't that be just a little 'too perfect'? Gentle Ben mistaken for a pooch? <VBG>”

“hmmm Crazy Mike didn't come forward with his Family Guy Gay Gentle Ben story..hmmm”