Why are females backpackers so happy?

“...but male underarm slime rubbed into a woman's mouth? Is this a new erotica?! "Study says, YES!"

This doesn't match my experience. Though I have to say, I never tried this--a *snif* chases 'em away! LOL!!!”

“I sweat buckets...but it ain't gotten me any dates...so far. Maybe if the ladies read this article....”

“Its the testoserone....
believe it or not 80 percent of women can Id there man by the scent of his testosterone alone...

apparently its flavored :P”

“I could just see it now:

Grad student: "I'm working on my doctoral dissertation."

Cute blond: "Gee, tell me what your research is about?"

Grad student: "I collect sweat from armpits and then..."

YEAH, RIGHT!”

“I wasnt going to mention it but the study I was reading was not on armpit sweat, it was a disscusion of the contents of semen and its effects on female chemistry. Seems biology plays a lot of tricks on us. In this case the introduction of testosterone into the female tends to elevate the endorphins associated with love. Of note the females responded to a specific testoserone irregardless of how it was transmitted and yes included sweat. Seems women can more accuratly sense differances that our best centrafuges cant detect.
Dont feel that women are being picked on here, Men are suspected of having a similar ability with estrogen. There were other things tested but revelation of that data would start a major war on here. :}”

“Oh my. Heck of a thing to wake up to this morning.”

“I read about that study too, DOM. Our biology is stranger than fiction, it seems...”

“It is just stunning how hard biology works to ensure we reproduce isnt it?”

“It never ceases to amaze me...

It's also important to notice that the women in the study had no idea that male sweat was being applied to their upper lips. They thought they were testing "alcohol, perfume, or lemon floor wax". It also apparently had to come in contact with them. Smell wasn't enough. I believe the same was true for the semen study.”

“I am not reading this!”

“What I want to know is, where do I...oh, never mind!!!”

“Ya'll are a bunch of sweaty-lipped horn-dogs!

Bwaaahahaha!”

“A couple of years ago some guy on some backpack place asked this question and I saved it:

DAV SCHULTZ wrote:

> Where can I get a Coolmax thong?

By one pair of Coolmax briefs, don them, give yourself a wedgie....trim the
excess.

Jeff”

“...Adam saying "Those are some mighty nice apples, Eve!"



j/K”

“I always thought they were happy becuase of the same reason that we were.

Becuase we are all backpacking.

????

8)”

“The way I heard it, it was supposed to be "some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area...", butwhatthehelldoIknow?”

“Yeah I am with you on this one crazy mike..imagine my surprise after I read the first post..and the second...and .....”

“cause they can wear hiking skirts with no underware. There are many benefits associated to this fact...
#1 ease of access when with the sweaty man
#2 fast action when expelling body fluids (pee)
#3 ease of access when with the sweaty man
#4 air flow
#5 ease of access when with the sweaty man”

“"Eazy-E, why you wear your pants so low?"

"For easy access, baby."”