Who's Getting Pinched?

“I'd hate to be driving anywhere near Savannah today- St. Pattie's Day capital of the SOuth.”

“I told ya I was raised by bartenders and Folk musicians... IRISH Folk musicians.


The queen she came to CALL on us
She wanted to see ALL of us
I'm glad she didn't FALL on us, she's Eighteen Stone!


(let's see... I figured this out before, once. If a 'stone' is 6.35 Kg or 14 lbs., '18 stone' would be (Jaysus Murphy) 252 LBS)”

“Got my TT T-Shirt on today!”

“?

... although I'm somewhat partial to Black Label Bushmill's, and I've got my eye open for some of THIS.”

“speaking of whiskey, let me repeat my recipe for "Irish coffee." Irish whiskey, Baileys, Kahlua, and Frangelico. oh yeah, and coffee. you're welcome.”

“I'm wearing all black in honor of the potato famon.”

“I'm wearing blue and khaki in honor of myself.”

“I'm puking in honor of lyra!”

“Drink it UP, men
It's Long after ten...

(AM, that is)”

“I wore black and purple today cause I forgot (we celebrated yesterday) and because I look good in those colors. Or at least I like them! :)”

“I have green eyes, so I generally don't have to worry about pinching.


Shucks!”

“When I was in elementary school, we always had the green rectangle on the heels of our Keds as a backup, LOL”

“There's always green ketchup.”

“that brings a tear to the ol' eye, Aero! LOL...really, dude.”

“Hey, I made it in this morning! WoooHooo! What a night! I toasted everyone last night at Pug's and even puked in the alley for ya, lyra! The highlight was when some woman had her girlfriend cut a label off the back of her thong. It was really weird; we were just standing there and they're operating on this thong in front of God and everyone!”

“wow...the Aero-cam should've been on for that night! you are a wild man and a half! i hope you offered to help with the thong operation...that would be the gentlemanly thing to do.
:-D”

“No, I'm not much of a wild-and-crazy-guy, but I was in the right place at the right time! I did offer a suggestion that they use some scissors instead of a knife and a surgical nurse sitting at the same table pulls out a pair (of scissors)!”

“oh suuuuuure....whatever! so was the thong totally sticking out of the girl's pants and everything? man, i hate that! i thought the point of thongs, besides giving you a permanent wedgie, was so that there was no panty line? so doesn't it sort of ruin that if your whole freakin' underwear is sticking out the top of your pants? or maybe the point of that is to be a total ho. LOL!”

“Yeah, lyra, everyone (mainly the women) were wearing them that way! It looked painful!”