That'll be an extra six months...

“He got a Bum Rap!”

“One of the funiest things I've ever heard a judge say came after a guy wouldn't sit down in court.
The judge got really pissed and when the guy was sentenced he said: "I'm sending you to Exeter prison for six months, (same as state jail) - so it could be a while before you're able to sit down again."”

“The judge didn't even crack a smile?”

“no, the rest of th court was a little shocked though. The guy was a complete dick though”

“Did it get tacked onto the ass end of his sentence?”

“~groan~”

“Is there room for a back door joke in here somewhere?”

“I can't believe that guy did that. What an ass!!”

“The judge should have said, "They're gonna love you in Cell Block D!" as a parting shot!”

“It's a bum rap I tell you.”

“But the judge didn't spank his butt. Only gives others to do that!”