Happy Birthday, Twignut!!

“...in wishing our daughter a Happy 15th b-day. For those of you that don't know her, she doesn't post very often- just pops up now and then. Happy birthday, baby! Many, many more...”

“Happy Birthday twignut!
3 more years till you can tell maple and treebeard to stuff it! Hee Hee.
Be good till then.”

“It's a good day for us both Happy birthday to her!”

“Happy birthday twignut. Hope to meet you at Susquehanna in June.”

“Ive been singing "what a long strange trip its been" for most of the morning.
March 24th 1988 @ 3:32pm this wonderful creature came into our lives. She has been a true wonder for the last 15 years.
I love being with her because she makes me laugh.
She is a good kid. And for that im very thankful for. In this day in age its so hard to raise a good kid. But she makes it fun!

Thank you Sammy for being a great young lady!”

“happy birthday!! is Maple making you a cake? somehow, i find the thought frightening. it would probably find a way to strangle her or something...knowing how food Has It In For Her.
;-)”

“Happy birthday twignut. Remember, today you can get away with a lot of shLt!! Take advantage of it.

Oh, and happy b-day clem. But what are you doing on this board? you spose to teach your children something about art!! Get back to work!!!”

“LOL not im not cooking. but i will be getting balloons. hey can they hurt?”

“happy birthday twignut!!”

“Didn't know you shared this day also. Have a great day...”

“And anyone else I might miss in the next 5 days.”

“Happy Birthday!

And hello to the Nutty Tree Peoples!”

“Maple watch the strings on the balloons they can be a stangle hazzard.....

Happy Birthday Twig, you have some really cool parents!”

“Happy Birthday!”

“May you have many happy years ahead. :~ )”

“Happy Birthday!

8)”

“"Sharon!!!!!! Those bloody girls in the mosh pit are scaring me!!"

Is that what Ozzy is going to say after Maple and Twignut grace Ozzfest 2003 with their presence? Well, I did it. The Twig is 15 today and she wants to go to this show. I figured it would be a good girls' day out to the PNC Bank Arts Center in New Jersey. Not exactly a day at the mall, though. They will have to be there at 9:00 AM and the lineup includes the following:

Ozzfest Bands and Set Times

Main Stage Main Stage
************** **************
Ozzy Osbourne (Headliner)
Korn (Co-Headliner)

Marylin Manson
Disturbed
Chevelle
Trust Company
Second Stage
Cradle of Filth
Voidvod
Killswitch Engage
Shadows Fall
Nothingface
Sworn Enemy
Grade 8
Motograter
Hotwire
Unloco
Depswa
Twisted Method
Endo
Marz







99.9% confirmed bands are: Twisted Method

Very Heavily rumored bands are: Anthrax,Powerman 5000,Hatebreed,Stone Sour,Otep,Motograter,Sworn Enemy,Grade 8,Hotwire,Skinlab,Slithyern



So, Happy Birthday, Sam. And keep Mom from getting hurt by flying sheep heads or flying people for that matter...”

“I have only 1 question.


WHO THE HELL SRE THESE BANDS?

OMG, im taking the next day off. this is going to be all day. heck I can't even make it all the way through a movie.

oh well, at least she will think im cool”

“Start a volleyball game with a human skull. The whole place will think you are cool!!”

“Marilyn Manson at 9 am? LMAO! have fun.”

“(Maybe a helmet would be a good idea?)


Happy Birthday Twignut and Clem!”

“Don't be suprised when Maple comes back sporting some big new tatoos and piercings. ;)”

“Geez, you may be right. She'll have a telephone pole through the side of her head...”

“me?

no way, its twiggy you need to worry about. she wants her nose pierced soo bad.”

“hey guys...thank u soooo much i also want my tongue and chin pierced (hehehehehehehe) ......thanx again
(HAPPY BDAY CLEM)

~Twignut~”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!”

“this stupid chain restaurant song is going through my mind: "happy,happy birthday...."

ahhhh, stop it!!!”

“Hmmmmm... Maple, cake-baking, balloons, birthday candles,... I think I'll grab a beer, sit down in my big recliner, and watch the Injured Reserve thread for action tonight. Should be exciting!!



Happy B-Day, twig!”

“No casualties. The T-Nut had a wonderful birthday and can't believe she's going to Ozzfest. We also gave her a bracelet she loved too. Moreover, Maple can't believe she's going to Ozzfest either. She wants me to get a ticket also. I guess she wants me to intercept any human body parts that may make a direct trajectory towards her. I'm bringing a garbage can cover and a catcher's mitt (which, incidentally, I wanted to market back in 1978 as the 'Skylab Survival Kit). Never got it off the ground, though (no pun intended).”

“what a great day...my frist friend party since I was 12...what a blast.. :D”

“Glad you had a good day, Clem! Many more...”

“at 3:32pm, you drifted into our lives. Every moment from that time, has been great joy. i have enjoyed watching you grow into a sweet young woman and you make me so proud.
Happy birthday sweetheart. keep being who you are and be true to yourself.


now go clean your room!”

“Yes, you will always be my little Enting, althought you have blossomed into a beautiful young lady. Happy birthday and I love you...”

“Happy Happy Joy Joy Twignut!”

“bump”

“Making the kid clean her room on her birthday, what kind of parent are you?

Oh yeah, happy birthday Twignut.”

“Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav-a-Happy!


You drifted?”

“Happy birthday Twignut. Not everybody has a goofy parent, and you are blessed with two.”

“Yeah twignut "drifted" in to the tree house on the kayak express(aka stork)

Happy Birthday Twignut”

“Drifted???

Somehow that seems quieter than what I experienced.

Happy Birthday!!!”

“Happy Birthday Twignut! I'm so glad your Mom and Dad did the deed and made you. :) (your mom's gonna be mad for that statement!)

You are a terrific...not a girl and not quite a woman (yet)...Happy Sweet 16!”

“Have a great day!”

“Twinks, that's classy!!!”

“16?
Hey, she's legal in Europe, and isn't she making a trip there soon?
I bet Mapes didn't think of that. ;-)”

“that's me - all class - all the time


Happy B-day Twigs”

“We made her a nice little family thing last night with the usual fixings. Made her very happy on her big day. Now, she gets to go for her passport tomorrow for her big present: Spring Break in Holland!

A final Happy Birthday for this year, little darling!”

“Holland?

Can I go?”

“Believe me Mark, I would love to go myself!”

“Hey...yeah!”

“Hello, my family, I get to go!!

yes i am awear that she can drink over there and smoking pot is allowed in Amsterdam.
I informed my uncle that the only thing she is allowed to do in Amsterdam is go see Ann Franks house!

twignut said she will look at the thread tonight.

thanks twinks you nut!”