I'm Grandma!!

“Got a phone call from my daughter last night. I am a Grandma of a Baby Boy.

Words of my daughter: Mom, right now I don't want a nother one. This was HeII. :)

name: Dylan
weight: 3300 gramms
height: 53 cm”

“Congratulations!”

“Congratulations Gemini, your gonna love it.Grandchildren are the best.”

“My sympathies go out to your Daughter.”

“I'm an honorary Grampa. Never had any actual kids of my own (Thank God).”

“Yes, congratulations! However, I have a question, a personal one, and you don't have to answer unless you want too--but why weren't you there?”

“Because my daughter lives in Germany and I sure as heII am not going to fly over there right now. Also, my husband is in the army, he can't leave because of his alert status, can't take the kids because school, and I don't want to be in Germany if he gets called.

walkingdude: what do you mean? I'm not THAT bad!! am I??”

“Naw, your cool. I just feel sorry for anyone with kids. LOL!!”

“Congrats grandma!”

“Congrats!!!!!!!!

Its a happy day for ya!!!

Go out and party!!!

8)”

“Girl, you isn't old enough to be no granny!”

“Yeah, that's what I think, but hey... I"m a FREAKING GRANDMA!!! AHHHHHHHH”

“Gemini, you're going to be the youngest, coolest gramma around! Congratulations!!”

“Dylan?
Is that German?

20.8651 inches
7.2765 pounds”

“nope, but my daughter is german/american, so she choose a american name.”

“Grandma! Kewl, Yo Little bear.”

“I'm gonna go to the store today and buy me a sleezy outfit. :D”

“Congrats, Gem!! Glad everyone sounds happy and healthy...”

“Sleezy outfit?
Why for?

Just kiddin' about the name.....kid.”

“so I don't feel sooooo ooollllddddd!”

“congratulations! i hope you get to see him soon. :-)”

“congrats gemini!!”

“Hmmmmm, sleazy.........

Like a short skirt with a whole lotta tummy showin'?”

“so the grandbaby was born on March 24th?
very coo day to be born.

CONGRADS to you and your family!!

we want photos ASAP!!
and do we get to give him his new trail name?
so now TT has a mascot?”

“hahaha, maple. I already told her to send pics as soon as she gets out of the hospital. Then you all can decide on a trail name too LOL

I remember telling you the due date was in may. Well I was wrong, got those darn "m" month confused. So much going on during March in May.


man, it's still not sincking in!! Holly Molly I am a freaking grandma!!!!”

“Holy Moley?”

“Congrats! Does this mean you're going to change your name to Grandmamini?”

“Gem - Bet your little boys are proud to be uncles! Not much age difference between them and Dylan.
Congrads.”

“Grandma formally known as Gemini

hey are you going to be like the grandma on The Addams Family Show?”

“I want to see her Uncle Fester...





Or her Cousin Itt...”

“:D It's always going to be Gemini. Grandma is my "secret" idenity :)”

“I love that she chose Dylan for his name. Very nice...
Hey you dont' look like a grandma by far. But no cussing around the little one....lol”

“Don't think twice
Its allright”

“Take him on down to Highway 61...”

“congrats - you get to see him soon?”

“Congratulations!”

“You're tons cuter than any grandmas that I know of.

Congratulations (on all counts)!”

“You are too young and hot to be a grandma............

congrats!”

“March 24.... so he's a Hazelnut?”

“yupp a hazelnut alright. Thank you veryone. So far his hair is really dark, that's what they tell me. Not sure tho because my daughter is blond and her husband's hair is almost black.

I am feeling a little better. Didn't even go out and buy some sleezy hiking cloth. Bought some sushi tho. :) I am excited, and hope to get at least a picture real soon.”

“yep. The Grandma-itis is setting in...

"Let me show you some pictures of my grandkids..."

<SMILES>”

“are they on your webshots album??
(love looking at pics)”

“no pics but a couple of weasels and a dude with a mask. hmmm

the weasels your babies?”

“she still got it for a granny!!!”

“Gemini, Congratulations Gran'Ma!!!

Looking forward to pictures soon! (modeling your sleazy outfit)...

Oh Yes, and little Dylan too!”

“Oh my god!! She had a metric baby!! Now will his weight and length automatically convert when he comes to America?

Congrats.”

“Yes... my child is a weasel.

I know some other people whose children are weasels, but they don't have four feet and fur, LOL”

“Tilt - we're you part of some strange experiment that went wildly wrong?”

“Tilt, are the weasels eating your flesh?”

“You have kids, give them life, raise them up, and what do they do? They turn around an embarass you by making you a premature grandparent.

There is revenge, however. When I visit my son and daughter-in-law, I get the kids all pumped up right before bedtime and ... leave.

Experience trumps youth!

Congratulations. There is life after grandparent-hood. You'll love it.”