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UFO or Feline? Norwegians aren't sure...View MessagesViewing posts 1 to 5 of 5 messages posted.
4:29:15 PM 3/25/03 Makes me feel like singing! “"Kill a Kitten" By Stephen Lynch When the game of like makes you feel like quittin' it helps a lot if you kill a kitten. Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin' you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'd be committin.' I know the law -- you can kill a kitten. And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten. Feed it turpentine or break its spine. Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten. If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, she'll like you better if you kill a kitten. And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written, if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten. Flush it down the can. Hit it with your van. Drown it in a lake. Bake a kitty cake. Throw it at a train. Make it snort cocaine. Stick some TNT up its cat booty. Do what you must do as long as you kill a kitten. Killing kittens isn't easy and if the thought makes you feel queasy grab a pitchfork from the shed and kill a puppy dog instead. Kill a kitten. Kill a kitten, a little furry kitten.” 4:49:44 PM 3/25/03 “Were there any green men inside the cat?” 4:16:03 PM 3/26/03 “Have you been talking to Simer a lot lately Geo?” 4:18:36 PM 3/26/03 5:34:34 PM 3/26/03
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