It's wooing season

“On my way to work this morning I had to stop and watch the pigeons. They were so funny.
The males were wooing the females.
Wow they got so big over the winter. But they make themselves bigger by puffing out.
Then they turn around in circles and do a funny dance.

So I guess Mother Nature is hard at work.
Anyone else get a kick out of birds wooing each other?”

“Looks like Father Nature is the hard one!”

“I thought this was going to be a thread about a Korean family's reunion...”

“~GROAN~
:)”

“uh..huh, huh (butthead voice)she said wooing.”

“I wanna roo you, wanna get through to you
I wanna woo you, woo you tonight
I wanna roo you, wanna get through to you
I wanna woo you, woo you tonight
-Van Morrison”

“now tara, puff up and make yourself look real big, start to bee-boop your head

thats right...


go tara, go tara!!”

“Woman mates with pigeon?”

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOeeeeeeeeeed”

“TT can be a veeeerrrrrryyy strange place...”

“Dancing in circles with ass held high!”

“WOOOOOOOOOOOO hooooooooo!!!”

“I.... ay yi yi _{yi yi yi...}


Welcome to TrailTalk. Always keep in mind that you can use your seat cushion for flotation if necessary.”

“too funny”

“In International House, W.C. Fields, upon landing his autogyro on the roof of a hotel in China, steps out and asks, "Is This Kansas City Missurah Or Kansas City, Kansas?"

To which a dumbfounded Chinaman replies, "You're in Wu Hu!"

And Fields says, "Eh? ... Well, 'WOO-HOO' TO YOU, TOO!"”