She Knows How To Pick The Quietest Roomm ate...

“That she doesn't cramp my style when I have a man over and doesn't hog the TV when I want to watch CSI...

GERMAN WOMAN LIVES WITH DEAD AUNT
(Berlin, Reuters) - A woman from southwestern Germany has lived with her dead aunt tucked up in bed for 18 months, police report. Police entered the house in a suburb of the city of Stuttgart to discover a skeleton in the bed of the house occupied by a 54-year-old woman. The woman told police her aunt had died, aged 89, in June 2001. An autopsy revealed the aunt died of natural causes. The niece has since been admitted to a psychiatric clinic. "Neighbors described both women as rather peculiar," a police spokesman said.”

“ewwwww

I once house-sat/pet-sat for an older woman with many many four-legged friends. When her favorite pomeranian passed away (it was ancient) she just couldn't deal with it. She left in curled up in its little basket on her bed for weeks. She finally consented to let me bury it for her.

This was a highly articulate and otherwise completely lucid person.

creepy...”

“Reminds me of "A Rose For Emily"...

heh-heh-heh-heh”

“Heeeeere ya go....”

“Somebody needs a leg sweep!”

“... like we need more trolls.”