Welcome to my Dojo

“In this place, we dedicate ourselves to beating down 32 year old italian-american actors posing as teenage serendipictic karate experts.”

“Sweep da Knee!!”

“Well, splash on the Hai Karate!”

“wax on, wax off.”

“Ohhhhhh, I was thinking of "MOjo"

Or.. was it Flo Jo??”

“Don't forget HoJo... that peppermint ice cream kicks all forms of ass!”

“use the force, luke ...

ooops, nevermind, wrong movie”

“I know Nowslimmer practices martial arts...who else does and what form?..past and present

OMA, Yoshikia, Ishin-ryu, in the past and about to start back yoshikia”

“My daughters are studying Hap Ki Do. I am getting it vicariously.”

“And you critisized me and cursed me out over the substance of my posts. WTF? Do you beat down Italian American actors as you backpack or am I missing something here, troll?”

“Kobra Kai?

WTF?

Is that a Japanimation cartoon?”

“Come on people. Don't tell me you javen't seen "the karate kid"”

“Kobra Kai was the bunch of punks in the Karate Kid Movie, that Ralph Machio had to defeat to get the respect, and the girl.
The leader was basically a pompous arrogant, ex-military, suffering delusions of grandur a-hole.
If this is his role model I guess we know what type of person we are dealing with.

A wannabe....”

“Sounds like this jackoff, Lt. Perfect fit...”

“This is a Karate Dojo, not a kniting class...You don't drop a challenge and leave old man.”

“Do the Kobra Kai ever have bake sales to raise funds?”

“Points or no points, you're dead meat, dead meat.”

“Riiiiiiight.”

“Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?!”

“GOBBLEDEGOOK?”

“ARE YOU THREATNING ME!

Beavis with shirt pulled over his head and hands in the air.”

“Beat Street Break Down... RAP!”

“LMAO @ Tarp Rat!!!”

“WTF???????????

8\”

“This is just a load of crap. I kicked that Kobra Kai all over the place back in 84. What gives? You wants some more of this you wuss?

So I am a middleaged wanna be actor at least I am not some loser trolling TT. What a punk.”

“please Posted: Feb 13, 2003 2:03 PM Reply

Posted by: mapleleaf Posts: 1319 / Registered: Feb, 2002
please i feel like im in the Twilight Zone. i dont know who is talking to who.

please say the persons name to whom you are talking to.

im about to jump off my chair thinking you are all talking about me LOLOLOL



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“oh i get it! it's a joke! hahahahaha!!!”

“Call your cousin Vinny to sue his arse.”

“"get 'em a body bag! heheheh."

karate's nice if you want to learn how to dance.”