Chocolate Eclair

“The light, crispy eclair, filled with delicious vanilla custard, topped with rich, dark chocolate! Oh, they are to die for!”

“cannolis are better.”

“That's what I'm talkin' about!”

“mmmm... donuts...”

“Krispy Kreme's?”

“Ewww, I hate Krispy Kreme's!”

“Although I usually find "do-nuts" to be plebian fare, I must admit that those tendered by the Krispy Kreme company are the most delightful of the lot!”

“donuts are nasty! cannolis are da bomb. :-)”

“Are donuts anything like doughnuts?

Krispy Kremes are sugar bombs! You can get 1,000 times the daily recommended dose of sucrose by eating just one Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut.”

“No donuts are nothing like dog nuts but to each his own, I guess.”

“grammar police!! well, at least you didn't end that sentence with a proposition...”

“I guess now we know what the mysterious stain is!”

“I last had a Krispy Kreme donut when I went with Corporal Nasty and Twinkle Toes to the Loyal Sock trip last January.

I had a couple of those donuts and thought I was going to go into a diabetic coma, and I ain't even diabetic! My body has gotten used to not having high doses of refined sugars, and that's a good thing. :-)”

“"I love eclairs, and lyra, will you marry me?"

Is that what you meant by ending a sentence with a proposition???”

“That's a proposal.

What you need to say is something like this:

I love eclairs, and lyra, nice shoes!”

“aawww...that's the only proposal i've gotten all day, Fritz. how sweet!

dude, i thought only people at my college knew the "nice shoes" thing, LOL!”

“slow day, I guess... ;)”

“OK, someone please explain "nice shoes" to me...”

“i know, tell me about it.

it goes, "nice shoes, wanna _ _ _ _?"

charming.
;-D”

“It's a miracle I'm married, really...”

“wow - I knew I was doing something wrong at college, I never knew about the shoes!”

“That actually works?

With you, I mean? :)”

“maybe throw in something about the socks. i'm hard-to-get!”

“so if you're wearing crap shoes you know he just wants to sleep with you?”

“She has to be wearing the "____ me" shoes for it to work, lol...

j/k of course, lyra my dear...”

“those would be "____" me boots I think ;o)”

“i was just gonna say, do you think i own "____" me shoes?? they would have to have a rubber sole, LOL!

anyhoo, i'm pure as the day i was born, blah blah blah...”

“No no... It's "____" me pumps.

Are there no Bowie freaks left?”

“before my time grandad ;o)”

“Yeah, like a guy with that on his mind is even gonna notice whether a woman's wearing shoes or not ...”

“Well, unless he's a foot fetishist, Geo...”

“A guy in an office building I worked in used to produce a magazine about that.... strange strange man”

“lyra, you are funny! Sometimes I wish you were more than just a troll..... :)”

“man, you and me both! and just think how Tarpy feels...
=0

thanks. :-)”

“please refer all fawning to "all Lyra all the time" thread :o)”