Violin, Mutt Tilt and Liberals Everywher e

“In my dojo, you leftist banter would be met with dozens of raging teenagers beating you to a pulp.”

“Rage is cool!

8)”

“What up, Bear?

LOL”

“In my NYS jurisdiction, they'd all go to jail.”

“HOOOO-ah

LOL”

“I wish! ( mean about Violin, Tilt and liberals being everywhere! )”

“I think it's funny how the conservatives all want to live together in the suburbs and the liberals all want to live together in the city, each spewing their propaganda at one other. Then there's the silent vast majority who really don't give a flip.”

“shut up biz, I liked you better when you didnt talk”

“The 'Silentmajority'should shut up.”

“The proud members of our armed forces fought and died for the freedoms you enjoy!
Including the freedom of speech, which you can exercise, unless you disagree with me. Then shut the ___ up!”

“"That Great Silent Majority..."

Thanks for the freakin' Nixon Flashback!! Now I'm going to to have nightmares.”

“Hey man, don't lump me in with violin and tilt - those guys are waaaaaay left of me!”

“It's okay Mutt, Gobbledegook hasn't got a clue what he's talking about either.”

“I would attempt to defend liberals against this assault, but I'm too busy crying and wringing my hands in a fit of extreme emotionalism.”

“and you would defend the conservatives but you're too busy drowning kittens??”

“Ah ah ah!
You are jus the nother kid.
I werk with my daddy. He got eleventy siks hunnert boys and a girl and the nother girl at the skool shop.

I gess my daddys kids wuld ressel yall up perty good! BOL!”

“Gissmo wuld ressel you up to by his self!”

“Sarabelle. Yew ar a werk uv art.”

“Yes I am perdy I gess.
You are verry welcom.
(o:3”

“"In my dojo, you leftist banter would be met with dozens of raging teenagers beating you to a pulp."
Kobra Kai
06:08:16 PM
04/03/03

wtf? and then you wonder why the right has a bad reputation. i dont have a problem with true conservativism, except for the kind of idiots it attracts. you dont agree with somebody, so you want to beat them up. youre a disgrace to the republican party, pal. i agree with, although detest, the need for force in iraq. ppl like you, however, seem to crave violence. youre in a dojo, huh? well youre a disgrace to the martial arts community. a true martial artist does not seek out violent confrontation.”

“You're trolling as something from Karate Kid??? LMAO!!

Tell me doesn't that Kerry dude from up east look like a whiner?? He's like Droopy with a attitude.”

“At least Kerry served his country as a soldier and as a man when called upon - unlike George II, who went AWOL from the cushy stateside National Guard post that Daddy Warbucks (George I) arranged for him. So he could go off on a one-year cocaine binge.”

“Trying so hard not to say anything here....”

“"A graduate of Yale University, John Kerry entered the Navy after graduation, becoming a Swift Boat officer, serving on a gunboat in the Mekong Delta in Vietnam. He received a Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat V, and three awards of the Purple Heart for his service in combat."

BTW, the Purple Heart is awarded only for wounds received in battle - Kerry was wounded three times during his tour of duty.”

“A true Christian doesn't hate either, yet you see it everywhere. Conservatives.”

“Saaaaaayyyyyyy, Hal-eh-loo-yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!”

“What and no one has included me?? waaaaaaaaah, I am a left-out, moderate liberal. waaaaaaaah... (joining Dunny in wringing of hands in extreme emotionalism... and waiting for Bacpac to arrive... )”

“It would be a sceery world without real men like mr. bacpac to protect us!


(wringing hands in extreme emotionalism)”

“True Christians still hate, they are just forgiven for it :-)”

“Yeah, christianity breeds hate and intolerance.”

“Alright!

Let's be nice here!

We musn't arouse the ire of mr. bacpac!”

“My hands are just about wrung off! I'm only glad that you can't see the tears.....”

“Mutt, I hope you are joking. Dennis Miller actually has one of his rants on the religous right. It's worth listening to. I enjoy the part where he is talking about people who attempt to kill abortion docs. It goes something like this...if you think God is telling you to kill abortion docs then you need to adjust the tinfoil becuase you're getting some major interference. God gets to make judgements, you don't. You are Barney Fife, put the bullet back in your pocket. Now God, God is Andy Taylor....he goes on and on and then comes to homosexuality and points out that the central tenet of Christianity is love and tolerance and that you may disagree with people, but that doesn't mean to hate or try to hold down.

As someone who is finding out that they aren't as conservative as I thought I was, I found the DM Rant fairly interesting. It's available on Kazaa and others.”

“You cant be conservative if you're not christian? Is it OK to "strongly dislike" if you're a conservative atheist?”

“sure you can be a non christian conservative and be very, very far to the right. Just turn on the news tonight when they talk about the Middle East.”

“I have a friend who is a scientist and claims that the real conservatives aren't religious at all. He counts himself among these "real" conservatives. He likes Rush, except for the fact that his "brain is rotting from religion". What a funny world we live in.....”

“""As someone who is finding out that they aren't as conservative as I thought I was"
dayhiker"

Sometimes I know the feeling.”

“Dayhiker. Received e-mail and will check out the Dennis Miller rant.”

“I think the mingling of religion and science is pretty interesting. There is actually a fellow out there who is a physics prof at Cambridge who is a former Anglican priest. He hasn't disavowed his religion, just changed careers. He writes on the subject a good bit. The bits and pieces I read were a bit over my head, but interesting nonetheless.”

“Whats it feel like to root for the enemy and hope for US defeat?”

“I always thought that conservative and liberal was about taxes and government spending, not about religion. Then there is conservative dressing and cool, hip dressing, and flower child dressing. The religious aspect of government has to do with the morals that laws try to enforce. Something like the ten commandments. But with so many complex issues, conservatives and liberals can't be defined as tightly as some people want to imagine. There is a lot of blending going on in today's generation.”

“we need more lefties on this backpacking forum!”

“I always liked this one!”

“I miss briar rabbit.”

“Roll Call!

Here!”

“who's kobra kai?”

“It's that evil punk from the Karate Kid!

He wax on, then he wax off.”

“Who?

Some kinda chicken hawk, I reckon.”

“Know what this place needs? MORE COW BELLS!

”

“Kobra Kai Never Dies!!

”