Ban Ynamiynami!

“Reason #1: His name is too hard to write.

Reason #2: He's a damn foreigner. hee hee hee!!

:-D”

“I've arrived at last :o)”

“I agree, ban that foreigner, and he corrects people's grammar!
What's next, spelling?
yamidami, to hard to type.
Ban him! Ban him! ;)”

“Yeah, his name is too dang redundant. Ban him!!”

“Maybe I should change my name to Damn Foreigner???? (i'll get a decent number of posts on this thread even if I have to do it myself)”

“yamininamini, whatever ...

(Must come from Yorkshire!)”

“Yorkshire Terrier?”

“Another dog posting on TT?”

“Reason #3: He's not as adorable as SOME people.”

“Yeah, and he doesnt even capitalize the first letter of his name. What kind of weirdo doesnt...oops, never mind. I'll just be quiet now.”

“ok, they spell it wrong but here is explanation
nyaminyami or ynamiynami”

“Dog v. Monkey????”

“Holy cow! He's trolling as George Of The Jungle!”

“You racists!!! :-)”

“Reason #4: He can't spell his own name right.”

“He types with that funny accent. ;)”

“Thank you artex, I'll be hearing jokes about bad teeth next :o)”

“lmao @ SS”

“It's a troll name. Burn him; burn him!”

“He's planning on deluging our dam works?”

“No, don't burn him. Hang him by his thumbs and throw Brussels sprouts at him.”

“See the beaver thread...”

“Bad teeth? Ah, you must be British! Am I guilty of stereotyping based on that assumption? Damn! Now I'm racist!

artex throws up his arms in frustration and stomps away”

“No, don't hang him by his thumbs and throw Brussels sprouts at him; pelt him with dictionaries of proper English names!”

“I'm finding all this abuse strangely enjoyable - is that wrong???”

“Not if you're British...”

“Masochist!!”

“it's just a hobby :o)”

“Do you have a desire to be a lumberjack?”

“Just like my....”

“He's a lumberjack and he's ok
he sleeps all night and he works all day”

“Holy Grail!
Get the coconuts ready!”

“How does one pronounce this? Is the accent on the y's, the a's or the i's?”

“Lumberjack Song

[The husband from the previous Church Police sketch removes his outer clothing to reveal lumberjack's clothes.]
Lumberjack (Eric Idle):
I never wanted to be in such a shambolic sketch. I always wanted to be...a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree...as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The larch...the redwood...the mighty sequoia...with my best girl by my side! The giant deadwood, the spruce...the little Californian root tree! We'd sing, sing, sing!
[He is joined by his Girl (Carol Cleveland) and a Mountie Choir.]
Lumberjack:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra?

Mountie (John Cleese):
What kind of goddam pervert are you, you lousy commie fairy faggot...?!
All except Girl:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! [He holds this note; segue to Liberty Bell]”

“oh I feel right at home here, I saw another one on Michael Palin's travel shows on the Sahara on Brave last night, I love his travel stuff..
It's pronounced narmy with a little hint of a y at the start”

“It’s spelled ynami and pronounced narmy????”

“no = to
Note to self: Learn to type.”

“that's how they pronounce it over yonder, must hike! LOL.”

“It’s just the accent that makes him seem smart. If you pay attention to what he’s actually saying you’ll realize he’s dead from the neck up.”

“hmmm, how to explain this..... the 'y' and the 'n' sort of go together to make a sound that's....... I think Damn Foreigner is the way forward”

“Dang furriners cain't spell no Inglish nohows atall!”

“I’m changing my name rewtr, but it’s pronounced frack.”

“It's all a trick to confuse the septics violin”

“Confuse the septics? Sounds serious! Call the honey dipper truck!”

“Yucko... we definitely don't want confused septics!”

“Quick! Break out the British to English dictionary.”

“Septic Tanks = yanks = Americans

- it's a charming phrase often used in certain places to describe those from the United States - lovingly used of course ;o)”

“You are so BANNED!”

“Septic tanks? The only thing that can stop an Abrams?”

“Phew - glad someone responded, thought I may have offended there.”