guess the movie quote

“High Plains Drifter?”

“1. "Phone's ringin', Dude."
2. "He's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."
3. "I hate you, and i hate your a$$ face."”

“Whoa Bit......Nicely done.... I thought that was really out there...

I bow to you.”

“I had help...”

“Well then.... I take back my bow..

(still a nice catch though)”

“1_ The Big Lebowski?”

“I ain't that good. But there aren't many movies with a character named "Mordecai".”

“Here's one I like:

Boy: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.

Man: I say to hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.”

“BWD representin'”

“Lebowski is right”

“I love that movie....

You can call me Dude, The Dude, Dudester......”

“Now why would I want a f#@*%n caravan with no f#@*^n wheels?”

“High Plains Drifter. My fav from that movie is "I wouldn't give you the combination to the gates of Hell."”

“Drifter is one of the best "Ghost Stories" ever put on film, Also happens to be a great western too. That's what I call a win-win.”

“No takers on the "caravan" quote huh... OK here's another from the same film.

a) I don't want no dog slobberin'
in my car.

b) It's a bloody stolen car!

a) If I'm drivin, it's my car.”

“BWD - Snatch?”

“Excellent Max.... Snatch it is.”

“I was afraid I was going to have to quote Bullet Toothed Tony's scene in the bar......

Seeing as how your's says REPLICA and mine says Desert Eagle 50.0.........

I don't think I could remember it all.”

“I mean hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. If me becoming rich is gonna change that, you know I'm all for it, man.”

“Hmmm... got me on that one.”

“Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell #&%!$ and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old #&%!$, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no #&%!$ here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... #&%!$ off!”

“Ah yes.......that's the one..”

“Any Christopher Guest fans out there?”

“"I mean hell, Hank ..." is from A Simple Plan.
Here's a softball: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

“"You're all bastard people. I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow"

any takers?”

“Max Patton.

Punk Waiting for Guffman”

“"Bastard people" sounds like Waiting for Guffman, which meshes nicely with your Guest inquiry.”

“nice, Max...nice”

“He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!”

“Credit where credit is due.....


Try this

I could be a haberdasher..like
Yes, we have hats, what size are you? Can I help you sir, you would look good in black. Yes we have that size..”

“2. "He's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."

so i married an axe murderer!”

“BWD - This is Spinal Tap?”

“sorry big wave dave.. little slow tonight.

Number two down...and 3 has already been answered indirectly.”

“"Ear muffs."


(side note) who knows how many posts were on the longest thread on this site?”

“c'mon, mine was the boondock saints.”

“i guess i didn't see yours. i love that movie...i think i might have gotten it.”

“A personal favorite...

"I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you... I'll always remember you."”

“Tilt...The Maltese Falcon.

As far as I can tell, no one's gotten my "buzzard" quote yet.”

“Another good one:

Spaniard: What's a haggis?

Scotsman: Sheep's stomach filled with meat and barley.

Spaniard: How revolting!”

““Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my #&%!$ for me? Please?”

“Uh, sure.”

Hint: It's not a porno and it had Juliette Lewis in it. It's even on the sound track.”

“ok, let me give this game a try.

"Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."”

“Max-Heavy Metal

Bitpusher-Hughlander

I think I've seen too many cheesy movies in my lifrtime already.”

“Okay, here's one:

"It looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"”

“The Two Towers.”

“Nigal: That's "From Dusk Till Dawn"

Simer: Dang, that sounds familiar. I want to say it's a Jack Black flick.”

“Nice going bit!”

“It was a memorable line, lol...”

“hmmmm... that 'buzzard" quote sounds like the Josey Wales.

remember...

"And the caption was: 'Indians Resolve To Endeavour To Persevere'"”

“Yes, the buzzard quote was from The Outlaw Josey Wales.”

“i just wanted to be the 200th post...”