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“nothing like a little beastiality in the afternoon.
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“Grown Man Saved by Mother's Milk
Thursday, May 19, 2005

Breast milk helped save a grown man's life while he was riding a New York City bus.

Three teenage hooligans thought they were being funny when they set fire to a plastic bag attached to disabled Vietnam veteran Francis Abrams' wheelchair Tuesday, the New York Post and Daily News reported.

The flames shot up from the bag, quickly spread to Abrams' jacket and threatened to engulf the entire bus.

But two women aboard the Staten Island (search) bus, one of them a new mother carrying a baby, jumped into action, dousing the flames with a bottle of water — and a sippy cup (search) full of freshly-pumped breast milk.

"It was put out with breast milk," a police source confirmed to the Daily News.

"They didn't have to do anything," a grateful Abrams, 57, said of the women to the Post. "They could have been more worried about the baby and just gotten off the bus."

The torch-happy teens, who were playing hooky from high school, ran off the bus but were quickly caught by cops.


Abrams, who lost his left leg fighting in Vietnam, didn't mind being saved by the most wholesome of human bodily fluids.

"I don't care," he told the Daily News. "It doesn't bother me."

First story”

“I want to give Bit's angle on this story a bit of a laugh, but it's difficult. This happened on Staten Island the other day and I was absolutely appalled by it. But, hey, there's a real depraved segment of society out there that never ceases to amaze me.”

“wait, he "didn't mind" that she saved him from being burned alive? how nice of him! LOL.”

“I crave it here lately all the time. whats up with that?”

“You're going to have Crash Bang's baby.”

“'Got milk' lawyers huff at Talkeetna artist's parody

http://www.adn.com/matsu/story/474936.html

An excerpt:

"The phrases 'got breastmilk' and 'got milk?' are similar except for the addition of the word 'breast,'" the lawyers wrote. "This difference is not enough to eliminate the likelihood that consumers will be confused about the origin of the products."

DIFFERENT CONTAINERS

People could think maybe the California Milk Processors Board is behind the "got breastmilk" T-shirts and onesies, the letter stated. Both slogans do involve types of milk.

That's just ridiculous, Holmes said in a telephone interview this week. Her creations were clearly a parody of the real thing.

"They say I'm going to confuse milk consumers," she said. "How can you get confused between a boob and a bottle of milk from the store? They're two different kind of jugs."”

“They're two different kinds of jugs....

Most excellent.”

“Shortly after introducing their product to the San Francisco market, Neilson experienced a sharp rise in applications for "milk taster".”

“lol @ chili”

“LOL”

“hey buh hey buh”

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