I don't support Bush!

“Tree, maybe if you and Maple didn't go out drinking so much and getting your car towed every weekend you would have a little extra for taxes. :)”

“The Syrians are claiming Israel has WMD,that would be a change since, it's neighbors seem to all have WSD(weapons of self destruction).”

“sorry there panstypooo but im not a big drinker!!”

“I'm placing a WMD in the good Captain's Underpants!”

“If you checked his underpants you'd probably find a biological war crime, lol.”

“Wait, let me get out the Hazmat suit!”

“Todays the day to get your undies post marked,Cap'n.”

“watch it tree, they may put on an extra tax for that.

Hazmat suit tax”

“WMD = Weenie of Massive Demension?”

“Dementia!”

“There's nothing wrong with a nice little bush!”

“a-HA!

"Weiner of Mass Dementia"!”

“Treebeard, do you guys own your house? That can open up some relief there. My wife always runs the numbers as us filing together, then seperate, then forwqards and backwards and takes the best number.

It may be worth it to go talk to H & R Block. The $60-$100 may be worth it if they can get your costs down. And of course you can always file for an extention. It doesn't get the numbers done but it does buy time to get the money together.

Where I screwed up this year was that I take my own taxes out and sit on all that money. Throughout the year we robbed Peter to Pay Paul for things like a scooter, a pop up camper, ect. It was my own damn fault!”

“At yesterday's to-do at the AEI (American Enterprise Institute), Senior Fellow Richard Perle suggested the passage of a 'Syrian Liberation Act' modeled on the legislation that made way for the invasion of Iraq.

Told you so.”

“I worked this thing through last night and , although I still had to pay, it was more palatable than originally thought. No, we don't own. That was what i was trying to say before. Our situation is a fairly simple one. There is not a lot left to 'creative' finance in our lives. Most of this stuff is pretty cut and dried with little latitude to maneuver. The state got us worse than the feds this time...

(turning my guns on Pataki now)

(Zeroing in)


(BULLSEYE!!!!)”

“I don't either, or I could have claimed him as a dependent on my tax return!”

“If we invade Syria and it's leaders along with the Iraqis there move to another country then on and on until the only country left is the US,we'd have to stop selling airline tickets.”

“I think going into Syria is the LAST thing we should do. We've been wooing these other Arab nations for nearly a year saying, "We don't want to rule your part of the country. We just want Saddam and his buddies.". Going into Syria would only make us look more Imperialistic. Sqeez them dirty bastards monitarily in stead.”