Don't cross the HMWHC

“Hooters is inappropriate for children.”

“When i have a nursing age son, i'm taking him to hooters and strip clubs to watch him drool and dive for lunch!”

“Might be a better world if kids went to Hooters and didn't sit around watching violent TV shows!”

“Better yet...take em bird watching for real hooters.


Ask crazy mike- owls are cool! :)”

“"Make f u c k, not k i l l."

-- George Carlin”

“Speaking of which...

This just came in the email, attributed to Ann Richards:

"The price of gas has gone so high in Texas that women who want to run over their husbands have to carpool."”

“lmao @ Tilt!!”

“Sounds like Ann Richards!”

“News Flash !!!!

Women have breast, Men like them.

More at 11:00”

“What bacpac said...

But it was the only place within walking distance.


I once had the VICA State VP in my school chapter (I was advisor). He and I attended a Legislative breakfast, then met with our state representative and senator. We had lunch at the Hooters in Underground ATL. We were in full official dress.

I took a pic of him with a Hooty under each arm.

He later had to send several pics to the state VICA office for a powerpoint presentation that would be viewed during the opening ceremony by 2000 kids and a few hundred advisors, adults, etc.

As per my suggestion, he included the Hooters pic - hehehee! It didn't make the cut, tho - D'oh!”

“What Dave Said! <BSEG>


I remember Underground before it was a MALL... GAK! My brother played at the Burning of Atlanta Bar, the Blarney Stone, the Bank Note... from about '68 until '74.”

“in your dreams babe, no child of ours is going to step foot in hooters and if you don't watch it their daddy won't either”

“Hell I would have liked that when I was that age. I still like it at my age.”

“I first visited Underground in '67 or so. I started going regularly in '75 - I was 17, but The Pumphouse was very "understanding". A cop once told me and my buds to leave (he didn't even bother with ID'ing us), he was quite courteous, tho.

It shut down circa '79 - the "hood" took a downward turn. The new Underground is nicer, I reckon, but it lacks the character of the old days.”

“It was sad when they dug half of it up for MARTA.

And you remember what the sign on the donkey said...”

“Oh yeah, MARTA.
All I remember about that was when the crane collapsed. The operator walked away w/o a scratch.”

“Everything went to hell for the longest time. Finally all that was left was some crap disco and Dante's.

And the sign on the donkey said, "Best Ass In Georgia".”

“I thought that was Lester Maddox...”

“That was the WORST ass in Georgia, LOL (or at least in the Top Ten)... wanna buy an axe handle?

He sure could do that backwards bicycle riding thing, though. Kinda like Jimi Hendrix, only different!”

“hey, can I be an honerary member?”

“Check your chromosomes at the door --”

“:(

if you don't let me in, I'll bawl like a baby!
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“Don't look at me ---

Who's on the membership committee these days?”

“I don't think I'm a voting member, but if I were, I'd vote "aye".”

“You gotta serve us all beer!”

“wk, youre not even a member any more lol!”

“I don't think I ever was. What does HMWHC stand for anyway?”

“he man woman haters club.”

“NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!


This means we need to convene an emergency meeting at our "Official Meeting Place"

Hooters!
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“but roam....I don't like girls, therefore I should qualify! :)”

“I do, that's why I can't vote.”

“I don't care - if your a girl you CAN'T join - its IN THE RULES!!”

“yo uasked for it....

here i go...I'llb e bawling my eyes out at every meeting, following ya'll around. :)”

“Good thing we gotta good door!”

“(fingers in ears)

I can't HEEEEEEAR YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!”

“hey fritz, ya like homemade cookies? I have a batch here, jsut outta the oven....open the door and you can have them :)

Ask stovie, they are worth it ;)”

“Are they....

um....

chocolate chip?





HEEEEEYYYYYYY wait a minute, you're trying to TRICK me!!!!”

“DOUBLE chocolate chip! :)

And im not trying to trick you, im just bribing you.
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“Sure, you can join, sweetheart.”

“:) YAY!!!! :)”

“But it's just temporary. When the cookies are gone, you're history!”

“well, we'll take the cookies, but we will not show you the secret hand shake!”

“When do the cookies arrive?”

“Thought I'd check out this place. heard it was a lot of fun. .....

hmmmmmm,

I don't see any women here, what the heck do yall do in here that you have to keep secret.

Hey!!!!!!!!! get your hands off my @ss. I know that wasn't an accident.

I'm out of here. ya bunch of fairies.”

“hyway doesnt realize that was me hehehehe



stovie, for real, do you need more cookies sent to you?”

“Does the Pope wear a funny hat?”

“all you had to do was beg...i mean ask :)

my next day off I'll bake then.”