Backpacking Naked

“ok let's start a "ladies burn your bra" thread....that will go over real big.”

“Do burning bras give off greenhouse gases?”

“Only if it's a padded bra.”

“Hmmm, never tried it. I'm always afraid a group of scouts will come along the corner or something. I think it could be very senuous though. Think about walking a trail with tall ferns growing close, all wet and cool from a recent rain and just brushing up against you as you walk....ooolala!

;) I am a big fan of the skinny dip.”

“ok what would you do if you fell and you are laying there nakkied?”

“I'm naked and I can't get up!”

“poor maple....”

“Get up?”

“June 21, official "Hike Naked" day!

Bras are evil!”

“this liberated gal will keep her bra, thank you. without it, i'd look like a National Geographic pin-up within weeks.”

“Well, I'd probably get up, brush off and continue down the trail.”

“Treebeard having problems?”

“i was naked just this last weekend. walked around and lounged around camp for about twenty minutes a la naturale.”

“June 21, official "Hike Naked" day!

Bras are evil!"
treebait
12:13:33 PM
04/17/03


please say it aint so?

Im going to be hiking with some of these people that have said YES to hiking in the nude.


(that sound you hear, is my knees knocking together in fear)”

“As long as its not something else swinging together, you should be fine!”

“LMAO Geeze Guys I'm trying to be grouchy today and all I can do is laugh!”

“Does anybody else find fear of nudity to be strange in someone who admits to skinny dipping?

jest funnin' ya maple...”

“go with it Free....It's a good time to laugh.”

“Hey Maple, June 21 is smack in the middle of the car camping trip!”

“gee ya think?”

“Heeheehee...nobody drop thier hiking poles, PLEASE!”

“I'm throwing dirt in the air and putting on ashes and sack cloth. We're all goin to hell! LMAO

Weirdest thing that ever happened to me was providing shuttle service for a guy. He was not a good friend but an acquaintance. I am driving down the road taking him from point A to point B. No worries. ...

I am paying attention to the traffic and have my focus on the road. I look glance over and he has taken off his shorts. He is sitting there naked. When I get real nervous... I start to laugh. I mean really laugh. I had an outburst of the uncontrollable giggles. Coulda gone badly on me if he'd decided "oh goody. she like me alot!" but instead....
It worked to my advantage. Guy got highly upset and insulted at my laughing. Put on his clothes again and that was good. Cause next.. I stopped the jeep and put his now clothed hiney OUT! whoo hoo!”

“Adventures while shuttling...lol...”

“I wish I would have thought of that a couple of years ago while on the subway train going to work.


still cant get that image outta my mind. nobody should see that in the morning!”

“Remember that Seinfeld where Jerry was on the subway and that fat guy was sitting naked across from him? They would up going to Nathan's in Coney Island together...”

“first time i ever saw a pee-nis (dunno if that's a blocked word here) was at the library - guy was wearing teeny little nylon jogging shorts and squatting down looking at a low shelf of books. i was squatting down on the next aisle and through the shelves i saw it lolling out of his shorts. i freaked out and left to find the security of my mom (i was only 14). ick, ick, ick!”

“When we lived in the country, only house on 70 acres, my wife decided to take off her shirt while gardening and working in the yard.

She heard something and looked up to see a tractor and trailer full of kids on a hay ride coming a down a dirt road that runs along the edge of the property. They were all giggling and pointing at her.

A short time later, we ran into the tractor driver at thelocal watering hole. He did a double take when he saw my wife, then said "Oh, I didn't recognize you at first with your clothes on."

I was rolling.”

“damn. im going to be driving back from black hills on hike naked day (first day of summer) what if i drive naked? just for the record, ive done that too”

“Alright I might be coming into the conversation late but, do you all not have BLACKFLIES?”

“Not down here.”

“No blackflies here either :D”

“Not down here."
bitpusher
01:09:47 PM
04/17/03


oh man, I thouhg you said "not down there"


LOL to funny!

I have learned alot about you all the last couple of days.

you like to drink
get drunk,
get assrested
skinny dip
get nudie
something about tampon but im not even going there.”

“We have horse and deer flies that can carry off small animals and gnats the size of a grain of sand that pack a bite far worse than there size. FURGITABOUT the mosquitos.
My "boys" aren't swinging free!”

“Oh don't forget we like to hike too!”

“I never did nothin' with no tampon, and never got arrested neither! Everything else, guilty as charged...”

“That is what I thought nobody in blackfly territory is talking about hiking naked.
Blackflies are worse than horseflies. Blackflies will bite every exposed millimeter of skin until blood is running from all of the bites. Then they swell up and the itching and burning begins.
No way I am going out into the woods naked in the spring.

Mabye naked under my mesh suite!”

“strange, in all my trips, i've never encountered these villainous black flies. what are they? are they gnats?”

“never did nothin' with no tampon, and never got arrested



bitpusher
01:28:00 PM
04/17/03


well im sure if you did get arrested doin somin with a tampon I dont think you would admit it!”

“lol, no, I probably wouldn't!”

“I've decided that I would hike nekkid. I would wanna wear gaiters, tho - three of them.”

“I love women. I love naked women.



Howeber . . . .


Ah . . . ..why ruin the fantasy.



It's gettn' hot in here . ..(so take off all your clothes)”

“the poor woman was influenced by her spouse. I am sure of it. Its all his fault. Poor dear sweet innocent gal getting mixed up with shady types like him. What can you expect? tsk. ;-)”

“I'm not for actual hiking in the nude. I'm really too worried about bugs and stuff and my more sensitive areas. However, I am w/ Chief, hanging out at camp (specifically if you have hotspring access) might be alright.”

“A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently
married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume
filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from
work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she
explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time
he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get
enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed
the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on
the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and
saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said.”

“lol @ Spike”

“jmitch, they are slightly bigger than a gnat with teeth like a pirahna. I think that they are a more northern thing. I know that the first time that I ever ran into them was the catskills end of may last year. Don't remember having them in PA. They were so bad up there that my dogs eyes swelled shut. The nast little things go for moisture like around your eyes. Another good reason not to hiking nude in the spring.”

“LtHiker --

Noooooo not THAT eye!!!!



Someone gimme a rimshot (triple entendre)”

“"Paranord?"
bitpusher
09:58:20 AM
04/17/03

That's Nora, pard... ;-)”

“Women often comment on my "hiking stick."”

“*groan* at Rosey!”