Men only trip 2004

“well, it only seemed fair....

get planning, you sexist pigs!”

“I'll bring the Spam, Beer and Pork Rinds.”

“Women can only attend if they hike topless!”

“And carry our packs...





...And beer”

“Can I bring a tampon?”

“NO FAIR! I WANNA GO, Boooooohoooohooo. =(”

“Who's carting in the TV and satellite dish so we can keep up with sports?”

“good god!”

“we would never seek to exclude you tbb, that's the difference ;op”

“If we pay heed to all other threads today we must be required to backpack naked to hooters, then go skinnydipping while observing a large ball of bras on a trailer in front of a tatoo museum.”

“and of cource we'll need some form of adult entertainment ;o)”

“LMAO at BWD!!”

“BEER!”

“Oh biy ynami...I can think of a few trips my husband has been invited to, without me. That's okay though. I don't mind, he needs time away from me, with his friends. It's good for guys to get together and not have to worry about what they say, etc.

It's also good for women to get together and hang together, w/o the guys. It totally changes the dynamics. And contrary to male belief, we don't sit around and talk about YOU GUYS. There are other topics to be covered...”

“Treebeard, you are NOT allowed to go!”

“yeah yeah sass, they'll be plenty of #&%!$ing about other women going on too ;o)”

“did ya feel the power of that?


yyeeeaahhh!!”

“<whispering>
hey...treebeard...dude, sneak out with your stuff and I'll pick you up..the old lady won't know until it's too late!”

“Uhoh...he called maple an old lady...”

“Got it.”

“Ahah Maple, you mean to say what's good for the Goose is not good for the Goosee?”

“In plain English, Geo...”

“good plan bit. I had a friend who once convinced his girlfriend he had a job in another part of the country when he actually spent the week skiing.”

“my husband has these 2 co-workers that he goes to the Sierra with every year. it's a guys-only thing, which i find amusing. my husband thinks they're stupid for not wanting me to go, but i don't give him a hard time about going.
they're amazed that i backpack, and i'm amazed at how much CRAP they carry.”

“and what makes you think i'll even be home?”

“Well OK Geobeet, if you insist on dragging my husband into this...G00SE can go. But why would he want to? I won't be there ¦ ) .”

“Is this for real?????

Everyone should be able to hike with each other!!!!

Too me it does not matter what sex you are when it comes to hiking!

Hike on people!!!

8)”

“What Crazy Mike said! Besides, it's nice hiking with women so they can cook and do the dishes.

artex ducks and covers his head”

“ditto CMB! Artex, do you hike under the alias Baxter Hiker sometimes? LOL!

I hike slow so I can hike behind the men. :)”

“Always remember thats its a big woods yall and hike your own hike!

Its for everone!

No matter what sex,color you are!

Get out have fun togeather.

8)”

“LOL @ twigeater!!! :-)”

“just throw that dehydrated food at me man, I love it! woohoo!
;)”

“NOOOOO you never want to hike behind the men.....not unless you enjoy farts.”

“ok....who cut da cheese?”

“Guys in tight nylon hiking pants-that's why I hike in da back! What would be more fun...being the only guy at a all girl hike or the only girl on an all guys hike?”

“I hear those buttheads talking about farts all the time, but I've hiked with Fartex and his partner in crime Pennsy Hiker, and neither one of 'em ever farted in my presence. But my sinuses are a mess anyway. (hence, snoring bear. :)

Besides - I once beat out two 12 year old boys and won the farting contest for stamina. Go Bud Lite!
=D”

“this reminds me of the earlier woman's only hike thread. But us guys are taking much less garbage now, then we gave the ladies back then....”

“TMI Twig, TMI!”

“what?! I thought "farting" and "achieving mega fartdom" were acceptable topics on this board.

=D”

“there is a different aroma in the air...uhhhhh...was that too gross?

Plus I like slacking in the rear, better views.”