...and she pulled me up onstage, then...

“Gives a whole new meaning to
"Straight Man"

bit, do you go looking for this stuff or does it come to you?”

“I find most of this stuff on the Drudge Report, although there are a few other places I go.”

“Quote from your link...

"Mr Olle produced the prosthetic #&%!$ used last night as evidence, although the man himself, when questioned immediately after the show, had insisted he was not connected with the show and had genuinely been engaged in oral sex on stage."

I'm confused...did you really have oral sex or you don't know?

LOL!”

“Jeeze.

The closest I’ve come to that is getting harassed by a comedienne.”

“I was only thinking the other day that I should go to the theatre more often.”

“What was that thespian joke?”

“yeahhh babyeeeeee!”

“stumpy, I wasn't the (lucky?) guy...

I just report the news, I don't make it!”

“Now those were some different trip pics!!!!!!!!!”

“It's okay honey, I just went to see a play.”