Manuering Experiences

“has anyone else had a moment in their lives when you knew you had just stepped in it big time?

i remember this one time, cleanin out the barn......wowzers!”

“Yeah, I was running and did a face plant, it was hard not to know what happen.”

“EWWWWW!

i knew a kid who fell into an outhouse hole......”

“One time I flipped off an unmarked police car with four plain-clothed policeman inside.

I was hastily summoned to the side of the road for a discussion about my traffic manners.”

“talk about harassment......then again, i probably would have pulled you over too......

i double dog dare anyone to have a copy of nwa's "straight outta compton" in the car, get yourself pulled over, and roll down the window blaring track 2: "f!ck tha police!"”

“DOH! lmao owl! i had an undercover cop experience in high school....but i can't tell it here, lmao! i wouldn't DARE!”

“they been harassin me alot lately. friggin pigs....”

“oh come on stratster, spill it. i really want to believe youre almost human.”

“NWA-Been there, done that.

I was a passenger in a buddies car back in high school. Lights go up behind us. My friend is all pissed cause he couldn't figure out why he was being stopped.

I'm like man you might want to turn that off.

HELL NAW! he says, They got no reason to stop me! F-them.

Oooooooo K.

Henry (my buddy) had a pretty good bass system in his car back then so he then cranks it and trys to force the officer to talk over the music. My fillings were hurting it was so loud. Henry does the "You got no reason to stop me. You are harrassing me cause I'm not white thing"

I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

Officer friendly (hand on gun cause Henry is acting like a freak) calls in on his trusty radio.

Well, two other cruisers suddenly show up (like instantly, it was amazing) and Henry realizes he's being an idiot.

Come to find out Henry didn't do anything wrong. He had some malfunctioning taillights and the officer was going to just warn him. But Noooooooo, Henry had to break out the attitude.

We spent a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time waiting while they conducted a complete safety check, throughly searched his car and double checked all his paperwork.”

“Why must every thread have an alternative thread? DOn't you know when two paralel universes come together it creats a huge rift in the space time contineum? Your playing with fire young man and I don't like it one damn bit! If you destroy the world with your little thread games before I see who wins American Idol I'm gonna be PISSED!”

“Tilt-- what the helll happens when 2 parallel universes collide?!

we need this info STAT

Wait a minute, when do parallel universes collide?”

“Judging from recent events they collide when Tim Robbins and Susan Saranwrap show up at the Baseball Hall of Fame. Good on the Hall for keeping these two worlds as far apart as possible! Now THAT'S some responsable paralel universe managment!”

“Nigal, I totally agree. I hate the alternative thread thing. Drives me nuts! You are hilarious. I'm pretty worried about the space time thing too.”

“ahem, let's review math

def. of parallel = they never intersect

no?

Just like a politician to instill fear in the people
needlessly
Fear & worry= anxiety
Anxiety = oppression
oppression = control of the masses”

“My grandfather used to get load of chicken manure and have me spread them on his farm. I found an unbroken egg and a whole chicken in it once.”

“That's completely disturbing Bit.”

“was it alive?? that's wild.”

“No, the chicken was dead. The kicker was, the guy who was loading the manure saw it come down the chute and fall into my grandfather's truck. He charged my grandfather for the chicken.”

“Awful. Truly.”

“Actually, as manures go, chicken manure isn't that bad. Once it's dry (and this stuff was) it's more like stinky dirt.

I still washed my hands really good before eating though.”

“well hopefully he got a discount for it being dead and all poopy....

sorry for the parrallel thread...it was a glitch in the matrix....”

“I have no idea what he paid for it, I just remember he was pissed he had to pay for it...lol... He just disced it into the ground with everything else.”

“glad to hear that, bit. LOL!!

you know, until like last week, i was under the impression that chicken "reproduced" sort of like fish...like, the rooster would sit on the eggs and fertilize them. i got laughed at real bad about that, for some reason!”

“Speaking of . . . are we all not entirely pumped for that little event? I'm going to see it w/ my Dad. He's a freak and I'm pretty sure that he almost believes it's for real.”

“LOL, newgirl!! i'm real pumped, too. :-)”

“we[snicker] won't make[turning red in the face] f..ffun of ...BAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“my ELEVEN year old came in my room and says, 'dad? is a hen a boy or a girl chicken?" poor city boy!”

“LOL!! Tarpy was like, "well, how do you think the rooster fertilizes them? just by thinking about it??"

i was like, "chicken porn?" LOL! what would THAT be exactly?”

“Awwww....the joy of walking through a cow pasture barefoot,,,,

until you step into a fresh hot cow patty and feel it squeeze up between your toes....”

“What event? Did I miss something?”

“Damn, no kidding Strat. You need to get that boy a few quality days on a farm. LOL!”

“Matrix II! the movie.”

“I get composted chicken manure for my veggie garden and spread it every year.

I put it on in the fall and sow winter rye (as a green manure). The rye is about 6 inches tall and it is time to turn it over so that it can break down before we need to plant.

I think I'll get it turned over next weekend.

I also had a truck load of cow manure delivered for the berry patch.

Funny thing about the reaspberries and blueberries . . . we didn't waterthem their first year (a drought inthe northeast) and they all died.


That space is going to be my pumpkin patch this year.”

“Oh that. My wife tried to a get a sitter for us for tonight and surprise me with tickets, but it didn't work out.”

“Yeah Bit, get w/ it! Matrix II dude!”

“Follow the white rabbit Strat...010101010111000101010101
01010101010101010101010101010101
01010101010101010100010111010110
10101010101010101011010100110000
11110011010101010101010...”

“I'm trying, sorry...

I've been so totally absorbed with Railroad Tycoon II that I didn't even go online last night when I got home. I have a serious addiction, man...”

“Nigal, you are the best source of entertainment ever. LOL!”

“I think Railroad Tycoon seems very strange.”

“you know, until like last week, i was under the impression that chicken "reproduced" sort of like fish...like, the rooster would sit on the eggs and fertilize them. i got laughed at real bad about that, for some reason!"
lyra
08:45:38 AM
04/24/03

lyra, lyra, lyra,,,,,,,(snicker)
We had chickens runing around the yard when I was a kid. My little sister got mad at the rooster because he kept "jumping" on the hens all the time. LOL”

“LMAO!

ya'll crack me up and you're all full of manuer!”

“Damn, Lyra we need to get you some quality time on a farm too! LOL!”

“I even missed "Enterprise" last night. I've got it bad.

There's a free demo you can download, newgirl. Freeeeeeeeeee...”

“It was Civillisation that held me in it's grip for a while.... Chicken Porn???? wtf .... ya weirdo ;op”

“Free doesn't always mean good. BTW, I'm on to the way you Railroad Tycoon freaks are trying to get more people into the cult. I won't be swayed by any attempts!”

“[finger buried to the third knuckle] Why's that?

OK, here's MY manure story. I used to work for a company that made concrete septic tanks, manholes, and catch basins. The golden challis of this place was getting out of the factory section we called “the pit”. Dirtiest and most dangerous job I’ve ever had. I was offered a position doing service calls. I jumped at it to get out of the pit. So you can imagine my surprise when I found myself longing for my return to the pit as stood up to my knees in s h I t water in the middle of December. I also had to shovel out the bottom of the tank of the pumper truck.

Ah! Gooooood times….NOT!”

“that only sounds slightly scary, newgirl.
;-)”

“I'm a recovering Civ addict too. Civ III is pretty much the cure though.”

“"You know, manure is a funny word. And when you think about it, it’s really not that bad. It’s ‘ma’ with ‘nure’ on the end…ma-nure. It’s really quite fascinating.””