Troll Call

“Hey beeeyatches,

Roll Call for trolls, how many do we have???


1”

“Oui oui!”

“Ahhhnold, Saeed, Church Lady, where are you? and is Bazooka Joe a troll? i'm very, very, troll-impaired.”

“Good god Tea is having delusions and talking to all of his alter selves.”

“huh?”

“Trollin' trollin' trollin'
RAWHIDE!”

“although i have the word in my name im NOT a troll”

“False Advertising...

You and Nike, LOL”

“Big Mo is here!

Damn, you know, I always knew Iraq was hot, but Hell is even hotter!”

“LOL @ Mo! Dude, you should be nominated as the best troll ever! Tell Satan I said hi.”

“Best troll ever, next to Marvin Gardens. ;-)”

“There is no Satan, you infidel! He is a Jewish and Christian lie!

Iblis, however, is quite real, he is thrusting a sword through my intestines right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!”

“LOL!!!”

“He is wearing one of those damned "roast their stomachs in hell" barbecue aprons too! Talk about your words coming back to haunt you!”

“Haggis & Thistle in Hell... cool!”

“there seems to be a few rolling around.
step up and say your troll name.”

“mapleleaf”

“Hello, my name is Dave, and I am a troll. I troll under the name "mapleleaf."


Dammit Geo!
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“LOL report to the How nerdy am I thread!”

“'Nuff said...”

“no its I just see new names. like XL number guy..”

“I think it's already been established that he's not new.”

“oh. who is he? a troll?”

“XL number guy is Lt Dan who is actually Captain Dan now.”

“Most of my Catholic ceremonies growing up were sixty-minutes of prayer followed by three hours in the church basement running from a man who said he had to sacrifice my clothes to the Lord.”

“Hi my name is lumberzac and I troll (well not really, they're just my other personalities) under the following names:
Violin
USA
Mutt
Sarge

That is all for now.
Be well.
;-)”

“Okay, I confess. In addition to mapleleaf I also troll as Nonconformist, and sometimes as MarkO.”

“Nobody is a good enough troll for all those four personas Zac!”

“What can I say, I'm gifted.
LMAO”

“If you were that damn good you'd add bacpac to the list.”

“crashbang”

“Did matt finialy clean house?”

“Why do you ask SS?”

“A$$Crack has not been around today.”

“Yes he is: http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/21702,1.php#1347040”

“Ah. bearmagnet and wandererer (RLC's new name) is still posting so I don't think he cleaned house. Maybe moved things around a bit?”

“sarge”

“My bad. I stand corrected, Sarge.”

“That's some funny stuff pitts. I guess that means you're lumberzac too then?”

“Sarge. master of Trolls calling me one. still doesn't realize what he is. No mirrors in your cave?”

“I would like to set the record straight once and for all, I am not a troll.”

“Methinks though dost protestith too much!”

“Ewker found me out.”

“He's a good figure-outer.”

“well said, mountainspeak”

“It's funny. People (trolls usually) bring up mountainpeak, but I never intended it to be a troll in the traditional sense. I was just doing a very short-term experiment to see what would happen if a nice libertarian posted on here. The left attacked him more than the right, which actually surprised me. There was nothing more to "mountainpeak" than that. Just a curiosity thing which didn't last long, but b/c Ewker figured out the photograph connection it's still brought up.”

“so sad.”

“People (trolls usually) bring up mountainpeak, but I never intended it to be a troll in the traditional sense.

BWAHAHAHAHA! And here I thought *I* was the twisted loser (in the traditional sense)! BWAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, Sarge, I haven't laughed like that in a long time.”

“.... a troll which you denied was you when confronted by Nigal and others before you were caught by Ewker.”

“Such a victim.”