I Think I Messed My Pants

“Just ate one of the new Arbys pot roast sandwiches and I think I just creamed my jeans...hey look! A penny!”

“Nigal, apparently it doesn't take much to excite you. Been a while has it? ;-)”

“LMFAOOOOOOOOO! dood, this should have been on the manure thread.

i am a maintenance tech for arbys so i know a lil about this sandwich. we call it the alpo n cheddar.......

PLEH! don't try it!

the italian beef provolone is awesome though!”

“I'll be the first to addmit it...a great sandwich and sex aren't that far apart for me. LOL!”

“Corporal Nasty and I always used to look for Arby's after backpacking. Good stuff!”

“I was taking a #&%!$ at work and the toilet paper condum slid in to the bowl and I didn't notice. I sat down and my a$$ touched the raw seat.

Ewwwwh!”

“TMI, Tea. TMI.

:-)”

“LOL! I remember my first piece of ass Tea...that cheap tp at school always did rip.

Stratman...the italian beef provolone is awesome though!"

Had one of those too. It is awesome too. Washing it down with 6 Honey Browns. I better get off here before I start posting all drunk and stuff like bacpac!”

“Nigal, if Arby's and sex are on the same playing field for you, either you're doing it right or your partners reeeeeeeeeeealy suck.”

“It felt all cold and wet.”

“(CBS/AP) An upsurge this week of violence in Iraq has U.S. officials pointing to a number of people or groups as possibly orchestrating the attacks.

President Bush suggested on Tuesday that Iraqi Baathists or foreign fighters — or both — could be responsible. On Wednesday, a defense official said an aide to Saddam Hussein was believed to have linked up with the Ansar Al-Islam terror group to coordinate attacks. A high-ranking counterterrorism expert on Thursday said he thinks forensic evidence points to al Qaeda.

The New York Times reported Friday that three senior American officials believe Saddam is actively planning and coordinating some of the attacks. Defense, intelligence and national security officials sought Friday to minimize that possibility, however. Officials have even blamed some violence on the thousands of convicts released from Iraqi jails before the war.

The difference in interpretation suggests uncertainty in senior ranks of the American establishment about the nature of the threat. Commanders don't know if they are fighting a nationally coordinated insurgency or regional foes united only by their desire to drive the Americans from Iraqi soil.

In other developments:


Rumors spread through Baghdad that bombings or other resistance action would strike the capital on Saturday. A street leaflet attributed to the ousted Baathists declared it would be "the day of establishing the Iraqi resistance," and also called for a three-day general strike to begin Saturday. As a result, U.S. officials urged Americans in the Iraqi capital to "maintain a high level of vigilance."


American troops clashed with rioters carrying Saddam's picture in a Baghdad suburb Friday, and mortars fell on an Iraqi police station nearby. Two Iraqis were killed, and 17 others and two U.S. soldiers were reported wounded.


In Fallujah, a strong explosion rocked the center of the city at midday. Residents protested that Americans' presence had made them a target, and looted the mayor's office. One was killed by police.


The European Union's head office in Brussels, Belgium, said it would not pull its humanitarian aid workers out of Iraq. Recent violence prompted the international Red Cross and the United Nations to remove foreign staff temporarily.


American soldiers moved before dawn Friday to seal off Uja, the village where Saddam was born, surrounding it with razor wire and setting up checkpoints at the exits. They ordered all adults to register for identity cards in the village about 95 miles north of the capital.


Saying the United States cannot turn back on its commitments, the House gave Mr. Bush the $87.5 billion he sought to make Iraq a secure and free country. The Senate planned to approve the package on Monday in a vote that will send the package to the president.


The Senate Intelligence Committee has written to national security adviser Condoleezza Rice, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and Secretary of State Colin L. Powell, demanding cooperation with its probe into allegations that Iraq had illegal weapons, The Washington Post report.

The upsurge of attacks this week, coinciding with the start of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, has killed scores of people, most of them Iraqis who died in a series of vehicle bombings in Baghdad on Monday.

U.S. forces now come under attack an average of 33 times a day, and more soldiers have died in combat since "major combat" ended May 1 than perished before that date.

At the Pentagon, Rumsfeld told reporters Thursday it was not yet clear whether this week's spiraling violence is part of a larger new offensive by insurgents or just a short-term surge.

"It's hard to put it in perspective while it's still going on," Rumsfeld said.

U.S. defense, intelligence and national security officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Times some Iraqis have been claiming for months that Saddam is involved. But U.S. officials don't know if the claims are reliable.

There have been few claims of responsibility for any attacks except for a couple of grainy videotapes. The best clues have come from interrogating suspects — difficult to authenticate — or from forensic evidence, such as that which pointed to the use of powerful plastic explosives in vehicle-bombings this week in Baghdad.

A senior U.S. counterterrorism official said Thursday that use of those explosives, which the official said were traced to a manufacturer outside Iraq, pointed to possible al Qaeda involvement.

On Thursday, Undersecretary of State John Bolton told the British Broadcasting Corp., that recent attacks "demonstrated to many Iraqis that they are being used by al Qaeda and other terrorist groups…"”

“I'm personally hopiong we can make the Lebboniese connection and open the door into that little shlthole so we can move right into there and clean that place out.”

“the new philly baguettes ROCK! so does the french dip and the ham n swiss!

never tried the lebonese one though...”

“[...]
The man has hidden in bushes in Eaglescliffe before moving towards the women and asking: "Are there any baby changing facilities in the area?"

Cleveland Police said they are becoming increasingly concerned about the man's behaviour after several incidents in the past few months.

They want anyone with information about the man to contact them.

The latest happened on Sunday night in a play area on Wentworth Way.

The man approached a woman walking her dog and said to her: "Are there any baby changing facilities in the area?"

The startled woman said no and walked off, leaving the man still running around dressed in his nappy.
[...]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/4153528.stm”