Geologist/Editor Arrested in Dating Scan dal

“Geologist/Editor Arrested in Dating Scandal
(2003-04-28) -- A Pennsylvania geologist/editor was arrested today on charges of corrupting the morals of a minor when he was found by police in a parked car near a scenic overlook with an unrelated teenage girl.

The scientist, part of a team which just announced that previously discovered Australopithecus fossils were a million years older than researchers had believed, said his arrest was an innocent mistake.

"When I asked the young lady to take in a movie with me, I estimated her age at 23-to-68 years," said the 60-year-old researcher. "As it turns out, police established her age at 13, give or take a few months. They're very precise and particular about such things."

The mother of the defendant said her son's difficulty with dating has landed him in trouble before.

"His last girlfriend rejected his marriage proposal," she said, "because he gave her what he called a diamond ring. Turns out it was just coal. Then he says to her, 'Well, dear, under the proper conditions and given enough time...'."

Modified ScrappleFace”

“Ya know.... Bobby Zimmerman had an interesting take on dating and Geology.


Then again (at the opposite end of the scale), there was the story in Science News about the trouble the Leakeys were having getting accurate numbers on "Lucy," their discovery from the Olduvai Gorge. The title was "Lucy: The Perils Of Dating An Older Woman".”

“Geobeet?”

“I think BJSF has just narrowed down his/her identity significantly.”

“lizs, that you?”

“She said,"Don't take me for granite!"

He relpied,"Of quartz not, my dear!"”

“Hey, let's go out and get bentonite!”

“Orogeny leads to subduction!”

“Only if there's a contact with an orogenous zone.”

“Do you think he got his rocks off?”

“It was only a plutonic relationship!”

“What does a mineral swindler do to his victims?

He gypsum.”

“Ha!”

“Your jokes are older than dirt.”

“Nothing like a little geology humor.”

“You'll get a kick outta these....”

“Good one Tilt! I liked "An unconformity is where two beds of rocks are seen to be placed on top of each other when according to the stratigraphic column they should not be seen together"!”

“Gypsum?

Let's get plastered.....on the Sods.......with that Geo-fossil.”

“"The cleavage is persuasive throughout the area"

LOL”

“A-pealiing tiddies?”

“I was once in a band called A-pealiing tiddies.”

“near a scenic overlook with an unrelated teenage girl.
Would the situation been viewed as less immoral if she would have been related?”

“Tahoe, bless your heart. The first post is not real news. It is from www.scrapleface.com, a far right wing satirical website.”

“Wounded Knee-

No kiddin'?”

“Get Tilt some kleenex. He suffers from premature eruptions!”

“Hey Candypants! Long time, no seaweed. Whatcha been up to?”

“no way. scrappleface is too funny to be republican.”

“And too witty to be Democrat.”

“Okilydokily, now I understand.

The list of candidates now is:

Pennsy Hiker

Capn Bobo

Violin (but of course)

lizs

Any others?

How about Humanpackmule?”