Hillary! Memoir

“Hillary Clinton Memoir Tops Harry Potter
(2003-04-28) -- Pre-publication sales of Sen. Hillary Clinton's long-awaited book have already bypassed J.K. Rowling's latest Harry Potter novel, outperforming all others on the New York Times best-selling fiction list.

Mrs. Clinton had received an $8 million advance for her allegory about a beautiful attorney who meets a toad who would be a prince. Despite its fanciful genre, the 576-page work will offer practical encouragement to women on some of life's everyday problems:
-- How to make something out of someone who's good for nothing.
-- Organizing and storing files.
-- Things to occupy your mind while he's working late at the office.
-- Keeping the friends you need.
-- Taking control of every last detail in your life, and the lives of those around you, so that no one can hurt you like that two-faced, philandering maggot did... ever again.

Mrs. Clinton will begin her book-signing tour at New Jersey's Paramus Park Mall in early June.

ScrappleFace”

“If you're REALLY Bazooka Joe, what happened to your eye?”

“Tonight Letetrman said that Hillary was writting a 600 page book about here whitehouse years...that's a pretty sizable book for someone who didn't seem to know what the hell was going on the whole time. LOL!”

“Are Scrappleface and the Onion owned by the same people? They remind me of each other. I'm surprised no one posts any Onion stuff on here.”

“ah, but the important difference is that the Onion is actually funny.”

“My favorite is the Every Three Weekly from the U of M. Very funny!”