Let Strat Enforce Our Laws

“it could happen.....”

“Are ya man enough?”

“you just want to use the handcuffs.”

“so much for the bill of rights.....”

“Look the #&%!$ out for Barney Fife here!”

“Strat gonna be our new J. Edgar Hoover and dress up in a pink nightie?”

“"you have the right to remain silent. you have the right to perform cheap eddie van halen riffs. we have the right to twist your nipples."”

“It's about time we return to the days of having bodies hanging from the lightposts as examples.”

“And severed heads on stakes!”

“Now ya got it! He could then run for pres on the "A Return to Barberism" platform.”

“Hale Strat!”

“At least all our hair would look nice.”

“Hale???

Alan Hale Jr was the Skipper!”

“Whoops! I guess I meant hail. I'm still sipping my first cup of coffee, gimme a break. :-)”

“He he he!

I'm bored.....you got gored!”

“where's ma bullet? i need my bullet! gonna haul in a group of feminist for breaking armpit hair regulations....”

“Mmmmmmmmm, armpit hair!”

“You mean the "Barberism of Seville", a great opera...”

“No, that's Barbraism, an inordinate fascination with Barbra Streisand...”

“Oh, my mistake. I will inform the other three memebers of my barbershop quartet...”

“Streisand got armpit hair?

Just as long as she keeps that schnozola hair in good trim!”

“A good barber can make two dreads from that”

“Barberism is just one step away from Bardolatry. Just say NO!”

“Nose dreads?


Dude, you just invented a new look!”

“Nasty!”

“Say, who's the barber here.”

“KILL THA WAAAAABIT!


KILL DA WAAAAABIT!”

“Nose mullet?”

“tom, you'll be glad to know that i won't be enforcing the sodomy laws......





















sorry man, j/k.... somebody had to take one for the team....”

“"we've been Italianized"

Does that mean we will all ride around on little motor scooters looking very cool and say Ciao! to everyone?”

“oops.. wrong thread...”

“The barbed barbarian barber named Barbara!”

“Methinks Geo speaketh with barbed speech!”

“oh matilda , you're so wuvwy....


yes i know it, i can't help it...”

“This site is rife with lazy liberals who think work is a solid eight hours on TT. I suggest you get to work and snipe at these fools in the evenings while they are drunk and stoned.”

“Stratdewd and bacpac...

Andy and Barney...

Starsky and Hutch...

Ponch and ??? (what was his name??)

skeeeeery!!!

And it could happen while bacpac is out there planting those crosses on the trails”

“ElliMay keeps messin with her critters.”

“Rife with lazy liberals?



And cocksure conservatives!”

“uhhhm....tom....how would you know a word like dat?


liz, it's ponch and john. now there was a show.....

bacpac, yeah , must be nice to work on TT all day, lookin up scandalous stories about republicans and searchin gear sites.....”

“Pounch and John? I was thinking more like the two old guys on the Muppets that sit in the balcony.”

“Or Cagney and Lacey”

“Morans?

Now yer pickin' on the Irish, grrrrrr!”

“Kukla, Fran and Ollie.”

“Lol, TT”

“But who's Fran.... ?”

“Mtn Gal?”

“Here ya go, Tiltie!

k,f&o”

“

AIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”