What should I get for lunch today?

“Tampa water tastes kinda funny. Or at least it used to. I've gotten used to it. I also noticed that my skin glows a blue light in the dark. I wonder if that has anything to do with it.”

“Artex. I used to have a bottled water machine when I lived in Tampa. A cardinal rule in Florida is to treat the water [almost] like it came from Mexico. Miami's is even worse...”

“Lake Michigan water tastes yummy!”

“A lot of people seem to do that here. Ah, I don't feel like paying the extra dough for the bottled stuff though. Besides, the blue light I emit helps me see in the dark when I have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.”

“You can hike at night with much ease too. Just don't get raped by a gang of renegade smurfs!”

“Do you pee blue too?”

“Leftover Thai, and if I get hungry (not much Thai left) I've got a rice bowl in the freezer.


Skully, you teachin G00SE to cook?”

“Mmmmmmmm, cheesesteak with mushrooms, onions, and peppers, cheese fries, and Yeungling B&T. Life is good. Took my two reporters and treated them for all the fine work they do. Can't give 'em the raise they deserve, but can spring for lunch once in awhile.”

“Geo, I"m glad you're the kind of boss who understands that the little things, like the occassional free lunch, are imporant. Raises are obviously great, but some time out of the office and free food go a long way in morale!”

“Well smiley girl, normally G00SE handles breakfast and lunch and I take care of supper. Since I'm laid up for a little while he's had to assume the supper duties as well. Last night was Chinese takeout, LOL! I wouldn't exactly call it teaching him to cook ; ) .”

“Wounded knee - no it's actually green (yellow + blue = green).”

“Well, 2 out of 3 meals ain't bad! As long as he's taking care of the dishes too, its all good!”

“I had to learn to cook after my first marriage broke up. Obviously, I learned well.”

“Exactly!”

“Green wizz! That is pretty sweet! A few years ago, I went to a Cubs game with 3 friends. It was a Sunday afternoon game, the weather was nice and we had bleacher seats. Before the game started, my friend Tom, who happens to be a chemist, took out 4 different pills out of his pocket. I asked, what are those for. He said that he had an experiment he wanted to test out on us. He explained the pills were harmless placebos and would not do anything to us. He explained the the pills would turn all of our pee different colors, 4 total (Blue, Red, Orange, and Green). Wrigley Field has long troupth's in the men's restrooms. Towards the end of the game, and after consuming a lot of beer, we all went to the bathroom. The reaction we got from other drunk fans was unreal! Fun at the old ballpark.”

“My parents live in FL and they say if you drink the water in Ft Myers that the mosquitos will not bite you. Course the water tastes like #&%!$, high sulfur content. I think it actually gives me heart burn.”

“i'm getting hungry, so what should I have for lunch?

what are you all eating?”

“I'm getting Chinese. Chicken with Garlic Sauce.”

“How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?”

“gee sounds good,
to bad you already ate it...”

“Salmon with mayonaisse and extra sharp cheddar here. Oh, the Atkins diet!”

“did you just suggest fish and mayo?


PUKE”

“My boss is taking us to Fogo's. Can't wait!”

“Pork steak with white gravy mixed vegatbles and fruit cock tail.”

“Trolls ... It's what's for dinner!”

“I cant eat that heavy in the afternoon. how about something lighter?”

“Trolls are very lightweight!”

“How about hollowed out tomato stuffed with dill tuna salad and a couple rye crackers. That sounds much better than what I'm having. I'm po so I brought leftovers from last night's dinner.”

“I'm enjoying a taste 7 layer barrito from Taco Bell!! (barf, cough, choke)”

“I think I'm going to the Green Burrito and getting a big Ed burrito”

“Boars' Head brand smoked turkey, with a slice of smoked provolone, on whole wheat with a skimming of light mayo. If I had lettuce and tomato, those would have been there too.”

“I had Hunan Beef with Hot and Sour soup and eggroll today. It was yum!”