Grist for the fishing mill

“Screw the fish, and the scientists”

“Now here's a thread that will "realy" haul in the responses. MOOHAHAW!

Sorry, I was "floundering" for something to say. MOOOHAHAW!

OK OK! That one was just done on "porpus"! MOOHAHAW!

[sniff, sniff] Is it just me or am I smelling a bit "musky" today? MOOHAHAW!

Gotta go. These puns really have me "crealing" and I have to "pike" my nose to boot!”

“HEE HEE HEE!

Fish taste good!

Wait until PETA gets a hold of this!”

“Got you feeling crappy did it?

Shad I email Matt to zap the thread?

From my perch, I thought I should just throw it out there and see if I got a nibble.

Just fishing for reactions is all.”

“PETA already did. They are describing fishing as cruel and all the rest.”

“Don't fall off your perch nigel, no point in getting all tench about it, or am I herring you wrong?”

“there's loads of these, birds are good too”

“the animal rights people were always going to move onto fishing once they got fox hunting out the way”

“I'd better clam up with the fishy puns.

I might offend some crabby person.

Sometimes I just sound off for the halibut.

Holy mackerel, I'd refrain from it if I cod.”

“If PETA starts to get more involved, I'm going to do some fishing trips that I normally wouldn't. This is in my continuing efforts to protest their stupid ways. PETA sucks.”

“This thread is giving me a haddock”

“I haven't owned any tackle in a long time, but I'm thinking about going and getting some today.”

“Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!”

“No sense in carping over this for too long. I'd be a reel sucker to keep this up for too long.

This is one whale of a thread!”

“I will take up fishing full time if PETA goes off on this one. Those people are a bunch of sharks”

“Sorry WK; the sharks have more sense.”

“Animal rights organization PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which is opposed to all angling, welcomed the study but said fish should not suffer to prove something obvious.

Dawn Carr, director of PETA (Europe), told PA: "It is unfortunate that these animals were made to suffer for this study, because we've been saying for years that of course fish can suffer and feel pain, just as all animals do.

"However we hope that when people see these results, they will think twice about going angling. Marine biologists and common sense tell us that if you trick a small animal into impaling his or herself in the mouth, that animal is suffering.

"It's shocking that people will still go fishing for fun. We argue that for every cruel thing people do, there is a compassionate alternative."”

“Fish Heads
**********

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!

by Barnes and Barnes
From the album:

Voohbaha”

“Great video, too! Wouldn't that be a fun one to splice footage of a PETA rally into....”

“There is no parody of PETA you can make that they haven't already topped themselves.”

“Eat PETA bread!”

“Eat PETA bread with fish and other kinds of meat!”

“Don't forget the butter. And wash it all down with a glass of milk.”

“While wearing fur.”

“http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040108/ids_photos_wl/r2772232650.jpg" TARGET="_blank">see it doesn’t hurt the fish!”

“I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish...”

“That's going to be one hammered pike.”

“Outstanding.”