As I've matured...

“As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from
you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the
real pains in the butt are permanent.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who
knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough”

“Funny Bit. My mom will love it.”

“A friend sent it to me. I merely felt the need to pass it on, lol...”

“That is funny, and too darned true!”

“i've learned that you just never know with these TT'ers!!!!!!


nice post!”

“I have learned that my knees hurt every time I backpack...unless I steal Crazy Mike's trekking poles.”

“I've learned that I don't want to mature”

“I have learned that I cannot stop burping.”

“You might explode if you did...”

“I probably wood.”

“I've learned that gas is no longer caused by any one type of food.”

“Yes, as you age, all foods become equal opportunity gas producers.”

“Although some foods do preform better than others! Backpackers pantry Cuervos Rancheros should not be consumed if you are sharing a tent. It is bad enough in a solo tent.”

“You should not be eating any type of beef jerky if you are sharing either.”

“My wife threatens to divorce me everytime I have deviled crab at Red Lobster.”

“TMI folks!”

“I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.


That is so the truth!!!!!

8)”

“I think I am in with Mike on this one to.”

“I have also got more silly and wacko as I have got older!

8)”

“You've matured? HA! (j/k)”

“OK, so I haven't really matured. Let's just say that my inner adolescent rarely shows his head anymore, lol...”