Not another political thread?

“WWSD
What would Sarabelle do?”

“Sniff some butts, prolly. Or mebbe get some quikky-likkys with Gissmo.”

“and she is different from other politician how?”

“Exactly.”

“Somehow more human?”

“Du-uh, for one thing, it would be the first time a politician came along and licked your hand instead of asking you to lick his butt!”

“What y'all want to bet this thread gets turned into a real political thread?”

“Although butt sniffing would be a key polling method.”

“More human than human... ?


I can name that tune in One Note!”

“No vote for me and I will sniff your butt and teach you where to hide all the bones from the little people.”

“that's very kind of you Maple ;o)”

“I vote for mapleleaf.”

“I will even teach you how to lick your uuummmm B--Ls in public and get away with it...

Yes I am that good...”

“Ya gotta keep your campaign promises, Maple!”

“Is she running for Dog of the Year?”

“that's a little ruff smiley”

“No, president. She will bring new meaning to the term, whizzing on the opponents.”

“With a tight leash on the budget”

“*groan*”

“Mapleleaf for Dog Catcher?”

“"I wish to pick a bone with my opponent!"”

“double Groan”

“No wrasslin!”

“And her opponent could say, "This is another case of the tail wagging the dog!"”

“I will let you watch "WAG THE DOG" over and over and over!”

“HUH”

“Maple's peeved because she has to sniff bacpac's butt. That's why she groaned.”

“I'm not sure if Sarabelle would sniff bacpac's butt.”

“good one smiley!!”

“You didn't seem to mind.”

“I will ever teach you how to HUMP your Opponents.

Ill teach you how to get WHACKED in the nose with a rolled up magizine and take it like a real MAN!”

“You're barking up the wrong tree here Maple..... I think I finally running out of this crap :o)”

“asdfas”

“Yer killing me maple! LOL”

“You're getting feeble minded bp, I kicked your butt. One letter off, but it makes a world of difference.”

“I will teach you to be able to fart in public and get to blame the other politicians”

“Shoot maple, they can do that already!”

“34tg”

“I once had a dog that would fart and he would look over at the cat as if to blame her. Cracked me up.”

“No dog could fart like my brother's dalmation that ate a bunch of mushrooms.”

“Neil Young
Title: Old King




King went a-runnin' after deer
Wasn't scared of jumpin'
off the truck in high gear
King went a-sniffin'
and he would go
Was the best old hound dog
I ever did know.

I had a dog and his name was King
I told the dog about everything
There in my truck the dog and I
Then one day the King up and died.

Then I thought about
the times we had
Once when I kicked him
when he was bad
Old King sure meant a lot to me
But that hound dog is history.

King went a-runnin' after deer
Wasn't scared of jumpin'
off the truck in high gear
King went a-sniffin'
and he would go
Was the best old hound dog
I ever did know.

That old King was a friend of mine
Never knew a dog
that was half as fine
I may find one, you never do know
'Cause I still got a long way to go.

I had a dog and his name was King
I told the dog about everything
Old King sure meant a lot to me
But that hound dog is history.

King went a-howlin' after deer
Wasn't scared of jumpin'
off the truck in high gear
King went a-sniffin'
and he would go
Was the best old hound dog
I ever did know.”

“Who you jivin' wit dat cosmik debris?”

“where did that come from?”

“Is this a real thread or a sears thread?”

“a sears thread?”

“you had to got there didnt you tree?”

“She sounds sears.”

“Is it time to run for our livers?”