The best Granola for hikes

“What do you think the best granola is to take on hikes? For durability, taste, shelf life...

What have people found out there?

I may even accept power bars talk...”

“granola-head!

is there some huge difference between granolas that i'm unaware of?

i recently had a dream that i was backpacking, and needed some soy milk for my cereal. i instantly appeared in my kitchen, got the soy milk, and re-appeared at the campsite! i think i'll try that next time i do go backpacking, instead of carrying all that crap.”

“I dreamed the other night that I still owned every car I've ever had, and I had to move them across country. Fortunately, there've only been three...”

“LMAO lyra! That's totally the way to do it too, as far as I'm concerned. Think of all the amenities you could have on the trail!

I have my dream book on my desk here by chance....I'll look some of this stuff up....”

“stupid trolls.

dang, bit! i've already killed 3 cars, and am working on the 4th.”

“Try Troll Brand (R) Granola.”

“It's a troll.”

“cool!! thanks smiley, i love dream books. i've heard that cars pertain to your body...like an extension of yourself.”

“I have a tendency to keep cars a long time. Of course, one must take care of them to have a chance of doing this. My first car was a Chevy Chevette, not exactly the best thing to come out of Detroit. I had it for 10 years and put 118,000 miles on it. Next car, a Ford Ranger, which I drove for ten years and put about 80,000 miles on. Actually, I still own that one, but it's on loan to a family member right now, who will probably purchase it from me in the near future. I'm driving a Dakota Quadcab pickup now. Great truck.”

“Clif bars rule! Mmmmm, peanut butter w/ chocolate chips.”

“Ya know, I've seen the name GeneYuss a bunch of times today, and never realized....duh!

OK, for milk we've got:

To dream of drinking milk, denotes abundant harvest to the farmer and pleasure in the home; for a traveler, it fortells a fortunate voyage. This is a very propitious dream for women.
(It goes on from here....)

Automobile:
To dream that you ride in an automobile, denotes that you will be restless under pleasant conditions, and will make a change in your affairs. There is grave danger of impolitic conduct intimated through a dream of this nature.
If one breaks down with you, the enjoyment of a pleasure will not extend to the heights you contemplate.
(more stuff, too much to type).

From "10,000 Dreams Interpreted" by Gustavus Hindman Miller.”

“I know lyra's weakness; Blueberry Harvest Bars!! They're like Kryptonite to Superman.
HAHAHAHAHA!”

“I guess that means I will continue to be an a$$hole...lol...”

“Gawd - how many times do you think this has been discussed. Try using a search engine before asking dumbasss questions.”

“YEAH baby! good dream for me!

that's right...i won't even tell you what i'd do for one measly Blueberry Harvest Bar.
;-D ha!!”

“Troll, troll, troll your boat......”

“I've gotta find some of those Blueberry Harvest bars, if only to satisfy my scientific curiosity...”

“mad scientist!”

“You misspelled baiter, master!”

“Yeah, you don't even need to use lab monkeys; lyra will volunteer!”

“I gotta have some sort of control, lol....”

“HUGE difference, Aero!”

“I can't find fruit Harvest Bars of any kind in this neck of the woods.”

“Can you use Harvest bars for firestarter like you can Fritos?”

“Week five: Lyra has successfully completed the maze to obtain the Blueberry Harvest bar, and can now navigate it in less than 15 seconds. Next week, I will add several interesting changes to the maze to test her lust for Blueberry Harvest bars. Among some of the hazards being considered are fiery pools of tar, broken glass embedded in the floor, and nude male supermodels lounging on beds. Her reaction will be interesting; I can hardly wait to obtain the results....”

“Week 7: Hits bitpusher over the head with an Erhlenmeyer Flask and makes off with entire supply of experimental Harvest Bars.”

“SCORE!!”

“Personally I think there needs to be some sort of electric shock therapy to cure her addiction. Wiring the bar to to grid and seeing what sort of voltge she can take would seem to be the best experiment.”

“it's really funny you think any of those would be deterrents, Geo. i mean, these are BLUEBERRY HARVEST BARS.”

“i mean BIT!!

you're a sicko, ynami.”

“Obviously all the talk of Blueberry Harvest bars has you off-kilter, lyra...lol...”

“Trolls live by the attention given....”

“A Blueberry Harvest Bar Ho?”

“insult or compliment Lyra???? ;op”

“There's only one way to find out, aero...”

“mmmmmmmm.....blueberries........

My folks have a couple a huge blueberry plants and every year we pick fresh blueberries.

I make the very best blueberry jam from them, tooting my own horn.
Nothing but bluberries, sugar, and surejell.”

“I love jam, must remember to eat more of it!”

“Little point in sharing that with you guys - but wtf”

“i'm not ashamed, Aero.

hey, maybe if i smeared some of Stoveypoo's jam on some cardboard, i could replicate the experience!!”

“LMAO!! you're such a freakin' foreigner, ynami.
:-D”

“No problem ynami2.
Little point in sharing most of these threads but to have fun.”

“That might be close, lyra. Kind of a Meta-Blueberry Harvest Bar, not quite the pure form.”

“I liked cherry Harvest Bars, but they must have dumped the world's supply into a mine hole.”

“"I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me" - the handsome English gentleman said, wiping a tear from his eye. ;o)”

“i can still find cherry, Geo! they're not as good as you-know-what, but they're good. you can order them online!

tee hee, ynami! ;-)”

“The brand called "Sun-Belt"makes some kick ass bars and they are cheap.

8)”

“Nature Valley Granola Bars”

“Hey, with a name like "10,000 Nuns And Orphans Eaten By Rats," you know it's got to be really great jam!


BTW... I thought all you furriners ate was Marmalade and Lemon Curd and stuff.”